How Nintendo still has money left when all they keep doing is kneecapping good ideas and pushing out bad ones.

yeah the global link process is not ideal.

The explanation is simple. You have to jump through about five hoops to even get the game to track your stats. It’s absurd. The game should just ask you as soon as you start it up — hey, is it cool if we track your stacks for the global missions? Frankly I’m not sure even that’s necessary, it’s not like there’s some…

Or they could get rid of that stupid requirement and come up with something more user friendly

The numbers that they’ve wanted us to reach for the past missions have been insane, and I personally don’t even remember the rewards being that great for hitting the big W. The secret here will probably be that Marshadow is locked behind completions of Global Missions, and we would’ve had it by now if the missions had…

I’m no designer, but I don’t think it’s just about avoiding the wrath of the pearl clutcher’s lawyers, but the excuse of modeling actual penis physics and the lack of a “standard” since it was rarely done in games.

For female characters you can customize the breast size only, they have pubic hair down there so you don’t see their vagina at all cause its completely covered up by it. Meanwhile cocks are fully visible no problem, unfair if you ask me. And then feminists cry about gender equality and stuff, what about equality for…

labia folds length?

This may sound weird, but I’m glad a developer just doesn’t give a shit what people might think and put dicks in the game.

My standards are low because I played FFXI. Nothing like having to walk for an hour to get something done.

Funny part of all of this is, Giovanni actually values Jessie and James highly despite their horrible record.

They are highly competent members of Team Rocket and can literally make all sorts of shady scams work, they’re even somewhat competent in battle...the only downside is Ash is a better at battling. Whenever they…

Mimikyu is proving that hate is the best way to defeat your enemies

Remove her sexuality from the equation.

I may get some flak for this (especially because I suspect I won’t word this as carefully as I should), but:

RIP Luigi, 1983-2401

Watch as he wrecks Misty’s bike... IN HD!!

Now in HD!

Experiences Ash’s failures all over again.

On what planet is any i7 “terrible”? I’m pretty sure my current setup’s CPU is only slightly better than an older i3, and it plays most games just fine.