An olive. I put an olive in my 12V socket. My typo made COTD.

Did she want to be CEO of General Motors?

New business = clean slate.

US EXECUTIVE COMPARES GOVERNMENT BAILOUTS TO JIM CROW

English wiring diagram:

• electric

I'm Ron Burgundy?

Judging by some others Ron Burgundy posts on here I feel like I might be the only one, but I think these videos are hilarious.

Fort Worth resident here. It got down to 16 degrees F one night over the weekend. Needless to say, that is freaking cold in Texas. It has been a hoot to drive in. My Jetta bumbled on by all the trucks on the icy bridges like a champ.

I have a better idea:

Lets watch it happen in real time shall we?

I'll take my yearly ice storms over the constant threat of "The Big One".

"Oh my gosh, it's Josh, my phone's either off or I'm gettin' sauced. Leave a message at the beep."

*Crosses fingers for Kia Tower*

"A-Rod" Mandela spent 27 years in prison after testing positive for apartoids.

DID YOU NOT SEE THE BACK OF HER KNEES?

I remain skeptical that this isn't actually you

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."