MATRIX-ESQUE DODGE

I feel that it's just as likely he's singing "Oooooooooooooooooo" into the hockey stick like it's a mic.

The field assistants got there three seconds before the ref ate that dog.

I would love the idea of buying my item off the website and going to the distribution center immediately to pick it up.

Ooooooooohhhhhhh! Med Cityyyyyyyy. (I got it.)

Get off my lake. and dont look at me when Im rescuing you. alright give 'em the hovercraf...DONT GIVE EM THE HOVERCRAFT!

Steelers fans will all agree that their greatest nemesis has always been the Browns.

What? Fusion styling? Wow, you noticed too huh?

You just cost me 25 grand, Polly...

It's a grey area. Like, how we would feel the same way if we ever had footage of a Kardashian getting injured. We all KNOW that somewhere inside is a human, but all we can SEE is the costume...

I'm not.

I travelled the world with these 7 Swedes.

Swede dreams are made Chinese.

Why must you be so predictable, Mother Jones?

I didn't say ban them from all flights, did I? I think compassion should work both ways. I'm not acting upset on the flight because I realize these people are probably just as frustrated as the people around them that the kid is crying. It sucks for everyone.

I'm all for child muzzles.

It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.

Why is she, or anybody watching the Goldbergs to start with?

I try very hard not to buy things made in China. Not because of any principle about supporting American jobs or anything, but because everything from China is fucking disgusting. I routinely test raw material components that go into medicines, some of which come from China. They're always incredibly filthy, lots of…