I will never see this car and not think about Jack Nicholson / As Good As It Gets

Christ almighty.

ok

FWIW, the antagonistic attitude of some of the commenters (myself included on occasion, I’ll admit) is a longstanding side effect of Gawker / Nick Denton culture that birthed this here website. Sometimes you have to take the crunchy with the smooth.

Yeah, as formidable as a military Russia purports to have, they tend to be a blunt instrument, and not super accurate all things considered. The exception to this is their cyber warfare efforts, which tend to be on par with the US, if not outpacing the West by considerable margins of capability.

Stellantis, eh?

Seconded. I read this headline and I muttered the word “Good.”

Dogshit MPGs to go with dogshit looks.

As where conspicuous Apple Fanbois evangelize to their friends and families on cheery, white plexiglass- and aluminum-clad soapboxes, Android Fanbois write dry, half-assed “just make the switch!” articles on Lifehacker and tiredly click the publish button.

This is a garbage take, OK?

“The GMC HUMMER EV” : “The Samsung® Apple® Car™” : “The Hyundai® Genesis™”

Betty White edition.

I rode in and drove one recently. It’s a neat van! But goddamn does it feel cheap at lower trims.

Agreed. Carnival = clowns = shitty car for kids = “you drive a carnival? HAHA, FUCK YOU!”

I knew this was a Torch article upon first glance.

Not sexy, but whatever floats your boat.

Crack pipe / no dice: no mirror on the ceiling is a glaring omission.

What about the bird which is the balt eagle?

“You don’t want to pay taxes? Don’t live in a society.”

I know we’re not supposed to like Louis CK anymore, but I don’t give a shit. Obligatory: