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I'm not outright rude to religious people, but after spending 20 years of my 30 year life defending myself from screeds about what a terrible person I am, or how I cannot have morals for lack of god, I'm not entirely sympathetic to this argument. Religious people are the vast majority in this country, and much of our

I agree. There is trouble a-brewin' in the GOP-verse.

I'm sorry, but I can't watch the video, because I am SICK TO DEATH of continuing to give any attention to this man who must have hitched a phone booth to join us from the antebellum South. I feel like all I've heard for the last couple of weeks is how he's defending himself from saying something that's patently stupid

This is why I was never a popular girl. This is also why I'm 100% totally ok with it. Holy shit.

I know there are thousands of women in sororities and millions who have been. WHY?! I can usually come up with a devil's advocate argument for why people might do things I don't understand, but I got nothing on this one.

Oh look! A long list of reason I never ever considered trying to join a sorority! Barf.

I'm ok with Eddie Remayne. He was pretty great in Theory of Everything. Selma, Theory of Everything and The Immitation Game were all better than Boyhood though (my opinion of course0.

Uh, right?!

Hoorays: Transparent, Jeffrey Tambor, Grand Budapest Hotel, JK Simmons, Glory(Boy, Common is good), Fargo

Y'all, these awards were a clusterfuck. I can't believe Selma didn't win anything besides Best Original Song, or that my sidebae Bumpydick Cuntbriarpatch walked away emptyhanded.

Well, my now husband and were having pizza one afternoon. After we were done eating, one thing lead to another and I starting giving him a good ol BJ. I was horny, so was he, so I got on top and started riding away, enjoying ourselves. Then I felt a slight burning sensation. I was like, oh whatever, it'll go away.

Dislocated my jaw by yawning.

I yawned my face off.

I was maybe 12 or 13 and had just gotten into wearing heels. I loved how they made me feel. I would wear heels anywhere and everywhere, and not kitten heels but 5+ inches. So one time I wore them to the park with my friends, and I wasn't to just sit around, I loved to run around and play with everything at the park.

I fell down the three stairs on my porch, grabbed hold of the porch column with one hand, swung around and slammed face first into my car that was parked in the driveway.

Or Obvious Child!

From The Mixed Up Files of Mrs Basil E. Frankweiler

Has she read any Tamora Pierce? Her earlier books are definitely on the child-appropriate side of YA and they feature awesome heroines! Also, I loved Journey to the River Sea by Eva Ibbotson at that age. And all of Garth Nix's books are great, particularly the Old Kingdom series, which I think I first read at about

I have a 10 year old girl. She loved two books by the same author (can't remember her name) called Smile and Sisters. Her 9 year old brother even liked them. Also she is now reading From the Mixed Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler which I read when I was her age and she loves. She also read Fault in our Stars

Not the only one, I'm always looking for new books / authors because I read a lot and was insanely excited.

Would you still have donated it had you not gotten divorced? Why not donate it immediately following your wedding, since you don't need it anymore and it would just be going to waste in storage somewhere?

Seriously, good for you for donating your dress but don't go holier than thou on this young woman for not doing the