Yes!! I'm super excited. I love Christmas decorating and they have mini trees for their rooms this year so they are gonna be mega excited.

Not to be that person, but I am going to Ashtanga tonight to sweat it out.

I'll be heading to the protests downtown for a couple hours with one of my badass lady friends that I haven't seen in several weeks. Tomorrow I am teaching a yoga seminar to some folks, then cleaning my apartment then having a sleepover with one of my bests at her new house she just bought. We will likely take a…

This weekend is getting the Christmas tree up with the kids and hanging out with my awesome sister in law who I don't get to see much while my brother takes the kids out so we have some quiet time.

I'll be planning for my new puppy. I have named him Tristan and am picking him up Wed. So puppy-proofing until then! And plans for cuddles and training and thanking god I bought a tons of paper towels and carpet cleaner.

I was thinking of gathering my toddler's dirty diapers, throwing them in my local NBC affiliate in revenge for Peter Pan Live, then join protesters.

Bravo! People see me drinking my smoothies and juices and are all like, "are you on a cleaaaaaaaanse????" And im always like, "no, sucker, im drinking vegetables bc I hate chewing them. I like a liquid delivery system and I chew nothing but Nutella crepes."

Right?? I am so confused by this!?! Why are there no members of the NRA coming out and being pissed that their Open Carry rights are being taken away by these cops who shoot first?!?!

Excellent. I would like to reserve Chummy as the midwife of my hypothetical, future children.

I honestly hope the person that did this suffers violently a thousand times more than this poor dog. I hope they feel a million times the mental anguish of this family. What a goddamned shitbag. And please don't post back to me with any hippy dip turn the other cheek shit. I don't even get down like that.

I don't know though .. it seems pretty anti-woman (like "Hey, look at this disgusting pig of a woman, she has a boyfriend and you don't"). Not really funny or insightful. Again, no anger toward you because I know you're not the image's creator. But why spread it around?

But who are you to decide what is reasonable? I ate sushi, drank a couple glasses of wine, and ate fast food, brie cheese, and rare steaks while pregnant. Should I be arrested, since all of that "isn't recommended"?? And then, too, where do we draw the line? If a woman doesn't "try enough" to breastfeed, then will…

Does not matter. The life and wishes of the mother are key. If a woman is likely to die in an attempt to save the fetus and does not wish to take that chance, her desire to optimize her own survival should always win.

Because the left/moderates are unmotivated/unconvinced, respectively. This is the kind of shit that needs to be plastered on tv's, radios, newspapers, et al during campaigns to show how dangerous the conservative agenda is. The left needs to stop being afraid of criticism and start doubling down on hyperbole (a tactic…

I am not very much pro-choice. I am completely pro-choice. I don't think a woman should ever be forced to undergo a procedure that will likely kill her to safeguard a fetus. If it is out in the world, it is a child. If it is in a womb, it is a fetus. In my world view, woman will always trump fetus.

The only thing that soothes my rage and hatred for these righteous people is the knowledge that they have horrible sex lives and are deeply miserable assbutts.

I need to see it all so I can study what's REALLY going on, just beneath the surface. The father skeeves me out, with the weird sex stuff. I'm going to keep an eye on him.

He also has forehead issues. A bit low on the cranium there.