Not just a low dress, but 'accidentally' bending over near the star of the party to make sure everyone took your picture? The other pictures from the evening are amazing-no wonder Sophia gave her the side eye.

Sea otters are way cuter than river otters anyway. Who said that?

OMG - I posted this yesterday. An aquarium employee told me the same thing - that river otters are really vicious. I still find it so hard to believe when I see them playing and swimming.

Sofia Loren definitely delivered some quintessential OG shade. But we have to give props to Ms. Mansfield for being an OG Stunt Queen. Wearing a dress so low that your nipples might just slip out? YASSSSS, Girl! Stunt on these broads! RIP, Queen.

multiple people allegedly walked in on bride and groom Jessa Duggar and Ben Seewald fucking immediately after the ceremony.

Fuck RDJ. Also Iron Man sucks. Yeah, I said it.

I know that her face has aged a lot because of substance abuse, but I really don't think the photoshop is helping.

Oh, God. The fact that Tina looks so much younger than Lindsay bums me out.

At some point Tina stopped aging. I don't get it.

Get. This Real Housewife. Off me.

I hate mid-term elections. And I really hate the jerks who don't vote.

I can not believe the laziness of some people who did not vote, also anyone who says that there is no difference between the Republicans and the Democrats is fucking idiot.

Is it ever a more appropriate time to post a .gif of a man shitting into his own mouth? That's an excellent metaphor for elections in America in general, TBH.

If they really care so much about Brittany's life and how it ended, how about they donate some of their hoards of cash that go towards maintaining their giant palaces and gold-threaded robes to cancer research? Fuckers.

I love that picture because you can see the sangria stains around my ghost mouth. Haha.

Last year my friend and I went as "slutty ghosts" based on that picture that went viral (below).

I'm working from home today too. My 75-pound pibble was outside, sunning herself while I was reading that and she chose that exact moment to nose the door open to let herself in. I jumped out of my skin and yiped a bit, and had to hug her for a few minutes before my heart slowed down enough. I just set her up with a…

"Look at Me" wins, hands down. This was me at the end:

My roommate just started blasting "happy" and it matches this gifperfectl right now. serendipity

IDK, maybe I'm alone in this, but a kid just sitting there being cute is way more interesting than people's jogging routes, pictures of brunch, quizzes about what slice of pizza you are, or sad cryptic haikus. By which I mean to say: of the things people share on facebook, the joy of being a part of a brand new life…