"Oh wow, that's hilarious. Who the fuck was that Eric Lindros guy trying to impress?" -Eric Lindros

"God dammit. That thing on my back better not be what I think it is." - The Oriole

Thanks to their smokin' franchise model, CrossFit Inc. isn't hurting for funds (even if its principals hurt everywhere else due to Yan, Fran, et al.) A law firm that knows how to run up your bill will certainly know how to run up the other side's, and maybe it's worth the bucks to prove they take any…

Sounds like the CrossFit Mothership and its law firm know this lawsuit is going nowhere — but CrossFit want can righteously point out whenever this study is cited that they sued the publishers. Plus they can put the fear into other publishers who might not feel like taking them on.

Thanks for shedding light, just seemed that research would have better protections than journalism but similar penalties for falsification or plagiarism. I am a blunt instrument, you are a scalpel.

My favorite bit about it is that the published article says that Crossfit works. If the researchers don't explain why the cohort shrank, they wouldn't be doing their jobs.

The semi-final solution

I only found out that it's a site when I joined Deadspin and they were yelling at us for something.

Apathy.

Apathy. I don't read Barstool, and I don't think any of my fellow Deadspinners do, either. I've had a few exchanges with Portnoy, though, and he seems to labor under the misapprehension that we are locked in some long, twilight struggle for shitbag-sports-blog supremacy.

Why drink an IPA when you can drink a refreshing Half Acre Daisy Cutter Pale Ale?

Counterpoint:

You are wrong in thinking that in a bench trial the judge is going to base her findings of fact and law based on the the NCAA looking dumb by not calling a student athlete. The NCAA is on the wrong side of this. But the idea that a student athlete would be a difference maker is just silly.

"Your first sentence is redundant, Billy."

Marv Albert: So, um, just wondering, does this kind of thing happen in women's soccer?

This is the best thing i've seen on the internets today.

"I did and it still makes no sense."
-Mike Francesa

Free speech, buddy. Is everyone on this site a fucking idiot? Newsflash: you can say whatever you want. The first amendment that our forefathers fought and died for in the civil war guaranteed us this right, and I won't have people like you infringing my rights.

First of all, I'm saddened to hear this news - my condolences to the Warrior's wife & daughters in this hard time.
I've got quite the Ultimate Warrior story for all of you. When I was in 6th grade, I lived in Foster City, California - just a little South of San Francisco. Every month or two, when the WWF would make…

There's two slurs in the headline though. Why does one slur (Gooks) take priority over the other (Redskins)?