Ohio State fans are gonna be PISSED when someone gives them the gist of the joke that Dayton made at their expense.

Well, they couldn't really say Jezebel Feminists, now could they? I mean this is Gawker.

Have you been to Pilsen lately? It's done too. Bridgeport or Albany Park, depending on whether you like Irish racists or misspelled signs in 18 languages.

It should be the Logan Square Regional.

Throwing an open-minded and better writer under the bus isn't the best way to start an article.

Hopefully this helps (from a very strong skier, but not a racer):

Longer skis provide more surface area and therefore less surface pressure (weight distributed over larger area) on the snow.

In general, more surface area != more friction, unless there's other stuff going on. The force due to friction depends only on the Coefficient of Friction (which depends on the two materials in contact, wax/ski and snow/ice) and the normal force (which depends on the mass of the skier, the slope, the radius of a turn,…

This is all sorts of stupid.

Apologies for that last post as a couple point out. Frankly, never heard about that context. Point was that he is an idiot.

Since you've read the article, you may want to go back to the part where the Vikings didn't want Kluwe punting the ball over other people's heads.

I'm not denying anyone's rights! Ray Guy was left-footed, in fact.

Sure, why not. OR YOU COULD GROW SOME HAIR ON YOUR CHEST AND WHISK THEM WITH YOUR MUSCLES

You do know that the accuser in the Duke Lacrosse case was totally lying right?

Glad to see someone finally not shitting on the ending of Lost. It matched the tone of the show perfectly and didn't insist on holding your hand through the final result. Some of the middle seasons were a little bit muddled, but they stuck the landing

YOU FACKIN DAHKIE FACKS CAN'T YOU FACKIN CATCH! WE HAVE TO RELY ON SOME FACKIN QUEEAHBOY LIKE FACKING JEWKAH WHO CANNAWT EVEN HOALD WELKAH'S JAHCK! AND WE HAVE THE GREATEST FACKIN QUATAHBACK OF AHL FACKIN TIME, TAHMMY FACKIN BRADY! HE IS OWAH FOOTBALL PEDROIAHHHH! YANKEES SACK! DAHKIES SACK! FACK YOU!!!!!!

Counterpoint: Bears are godless killing machines.

"Revenge! You crossed me one too many times."

in Soviet Russia, man in leather pants gets rammed from behind by YOU.