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Well at least if it's a non-profit he's hopefully pretty down to earth. And I have seen work romances that worked out well and didn't negatively impact co-workers' perceptions of the parties' professionalism. But be really careful. If it works out you'll have to deal with working with your partner and that's not

Thank you for the hug, it really does go a long way! Unfortunately, no. Was in Nashville, now in Chicago. :)

We adopted this adorable little girl today! Her name is Cleopatra - you can't see her little cateye eyeliner marks very well in this photo, but they're so cute. And when we were registering her microchip, we found out she was born on the day hubby and I got married, so it's obviously fate! We got her tons of toys and

An increased risk of heart disease doesn't mean an obese person actually has heart disease, so your assumption that all obese people are unhealthy is a false one. The only one who knows whether a body is healthy is that person's doctor. Case in point: I had a friend who went through a bout of leukemia and lost a lot

And the job spammers, PLEASE.

I'm getting married in... shit, less than three months, and I like to think I'm quite reasonable. My take on the matter has always been that everyone else is doing me a favor. Literally nobody else on the face of the planet cares about my wedding as much as I do, and the people who show up anyway - never mind the ones

"you will never have a celebrity body."

Bullshit, I have the Zach Galifianakis look DOWN.

holy jesus, is this the worst couple in the history of childless couples? My god, I cannot think of a worse thing someone can do, short of murder. I hope the healthy boy grows up to see what monsters his parents are, finds his sibling, and helps him out. Not only are they terrible for abandoning one child for such

Please someone NAME this couple and publicly shame the crap out of them.

Oh man, I totally know the one, but she just made an ill-advised relationship decision, so she's going to be tied up with that for the next couple of years. Good luck to your friend!

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Eughhhhh look at his chin acne

Chris Brown put his hands on a woman, and R Kelly peed on someone. Shortly after Chris Brown drops "Dueces" and does Michael Jackson covers On BET. Shortly after the R Kelly incident he puts out "Ignition". Everybody was bumpin' it. Heck, Usher was married when he did the "trading places" video. Aren't we being a

In my work experience, it's best to move through emotions quickly and privately, and focus your energy on positive outcomes. Coworkers aren't lovers or family members who should tend to each others innermost "feelings"—they're people who need to communicate about expectations, timelines, goals, opportunities, and

I've watched them all twice. During college with my then-boyfriend, now-husband (trooper). And on HBO go last year when I was on hospital bed rest with my twins for 8 weeks. I hope to do it again some day (and not be in the hospital).

But Noth is married, I'm pretty sure 2 years ago he was married/about to be married...sigh.

True story. It was the summer of 2000? 2002? I can't recall exactly. I grew up in Indiana. We had no cable. My mother claimed it was because cable didn't come to our house. I learned years later it did - she was just being a jerk face. Regardless, that summer, my friends and I really, really, wanted to watch

Most (if not all) of the men Carrie dated were awful. I refuse to pick among them. I'm okay with that because Carrie was no prize either.

I used to love watching this show on our Vizio, while relaxing on the La-Z-Boy and eating Doritos (Cool Ranch flavor).

Yeah, that's right. I'm like the Carrie Bradshaw of middle America, bitches.