Lmao people love to make that assumption as if it's so common. I mean yeah it COULD be possible but lets be real. Most women are not down with open relationships, and for men who want open relationships, THEY want to reap the benefits and make their girlfriends/wives stay monogamous to them.

First of all, Paris, Einstein was a Pisces. Secondly, geniuses don't believe in astrology. Super effort, though.

"From the reddit post:

Thank you. Sending it to her work email is a full of serious amounts of wrong.

At least she doesn't have to "mow the lawn"

My guess is she hasn't been saying I am sweaty from the gym. She has been saying I am still sweaty from Jim.

Agreed. If there's anything good that comes out of this story, it's that at least I learned that a brave and great and wonderful girl, Jada, exists in this godforsaken cesspool called earth.

I don't believe the Luann Lee gossip. Not because I have any knowledge about her or Mel B. or the likelihood of Mel B. hooking up with a random in a bar bathroom. But come on, NO ONE is going to spend a whole hour in the bathroom of a bar!!

So being a celebrity is just like getting raped? OK.

Ya think??

No shit? Where on earth have I been? @@

No I do not want to fuck the little boy, he looks like a little boy, I am a mother of a little boy and I do not want to fuck the little boy. Did not think I would be typing these words today.

Oh my gooood GAWD, remember when SJP wore the same dress as Miley by accident and she called it 'irresponsible' of her stylist? FFS, lady, it's a DRESS.

I'd go with adorkable. Not necessarily disagreeing with patronizing, but he's just 15 years and a terrible sweater vest from being everyone's embarrassing uncle.

Who is comparing Beyonce to Janelle Monae?

Thanks for responding but I'm still confused! I thought by

"All I need is a little hole" ?

If it doesn't vibrate it ain't worth it.

Okay, though I will say that in my Googling, I did find an excerpt where Anne M. Martin is talking about what the girls' careers would be. When it came to Mallory she apparently said she didn't have strong feelings for Mallory, so no career is listed.

I'm surprised (but probably shouldn't be) at the unanimity here. I'm also sure my disagreement will end up in the gray wasteland. Still. Mark, your argument is fundamentally flawed and you and the readers here should know better.