This one is from the Detroit Zoo a few years ago. It is all things.

This dude looks like the guy that would pressure and manipulate you into hooking up with him, come too fast, be too embarrassed to call you again, so instead just tell everyone you’re a slut. That's what this guy looks like to me.

Pictures RIGHT NOW.

Unsolicited comment. Chantix is the devil’s pez. Nausea, nightmares, night sweats and a host of other unpleasantries. And it freakin’ saved my life. I was one of those “you’ll have to pry the cigarette out of my cold dead hand” die hards. Then the cardiologist told me that I would either die hard or lose a leg within…

Gimme

SATC wasn’t even good. Make it stop. Shake a can of pennies at it, and make it go away.

“My mom is someone who faced a lot of obstacles but never took no for an answer, and she showed me the only person who can limit you is yourself.”

I always realize that I am beginning to find someone attractive when I end up googling how tall they are. He’s 5’10”. I can work with that.

“Channing Tatum lost his bag. What could be in it? “

Eat more pies and level up to the next size.

I used to live in an apartment building where my bedroom shared a very thin wall with my neighbor’s bedroom. Every day, I mean EVERY day, she woke up to “Oops, I did it again” on repeat. One time, she went away on vacation and forgot to turn her alarm off. It played on repeat for three days straight before it turned…

I can never support boycotts like this because I’ve seen the effect they can have in my own state. The people hurt most aren’t the politicians, they’re the small business owners, the servers, cashiers, all the ordinary folks who can’t control what their state has done and for all anyone knows fought against the law.…

My best friend moved across the country a few years ago and I still feel such a void. Things have gotten better but it takes so much damn work and I'm always overthinking things with folks I don't know well (it takes me forever to feel truly myself and at ease with people). Anyway, the best way to cope for me has just…

I've found that it's a combination of numbers, exposure, and pure luck. Making friends as an adult is just like dating, you have to start putting yourself out there and hope that something sparks. That's why people always suggest hobbies: it's a good excuse for forcing proximity to people you wouldn't otherwise meet,…

Hobbies.

I wish I knew :(

I slow-cooked French Onion Soup for NINE HOURS today so my house smelled amazing all day and it was agonizing but I finally just got to eat the finished product and it was amazing. French Onion Soup is underrated, y'all.

Dokes!!?!!