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What fucking magical world do you live in where all people who have kids can quit working and still have a place to live?

If you keel over dead tomorrow, the company will continue on without you and someone else will do your work - and while your coworkers may mourn your passing, the company moves on without a second though.

I found that snub so indicative of how Hollywood has treated Joan Rivers over the years. They laugh at her jokes, clap along to her witty jabs at celebrities and then ignore her when it comes time to honor "their own." Fuck the Academy. Joan is too good for them.

I find it galling and disappointing that the fictional man's emotion in this episode was derided and mocked as silly and pointless by a feminist blog.

My husband is really happy Big Hero 6 won because it's one of the few films out there featuring Asian Americans and hapa kids. He's Asian, I'm American Indian and if we pop out kids they'd be hapa, so this is a film we could share with them. I haven't seen the other films so I can't compare. But in this case

Yeah, I'm pretty sure the point was "everyone who exists is here because of a woman so let's treat women better" not "you only matter if you've given birth."

OH GOD ITS TOO LATE

I was making Christmas cookies after I prepared a pot roast. So the big brown bottles that are approximately the same size and shape were next to each other. I was in a hurry, not wearing my glasses, and was a bit distracted. I didn't use measuring spoons because I can kinda eyeball when enough is enough. I didn't

Wellbutrin made me super mean for two weeks until I adjusted. It was weird, I went from being an extremely laid back college student who didn't care much about anything, to being the kind of girl who got pissed at her boyfriend for sitting on the wrong side of the booth in a restaurant. It was crazy and it was only

I saw this on my friend's Facebook earlier and it seems extremely appropriate!

For advice, the very first thing I suggest is regular exercise, outdoors when the weather is nice. Exercise is AS effective as anti-depressants in treating regular depression (http://m.theatlantic.com/health/archive…).

its WINE

I've done online and my best friend literally made my profile (which kinda worked out because he's a guy sooooo). And my first date I was honest to God going to cancel and was so embarrassed and nervous but it's not at ALL bad. Especially if you pick a new bar or lunch spot or whatever, because then if it's a disaster

Maya Angelou used to teach at my alma mater! I didn't take a class with her (you had to apply, and preference went to English majors), but one of my coworkers took her class. Apparently, she was told to come up to the front and read one of Dr. Angelou's poems aloud, and was told to "Please remove the gum from your

Harry is cute enough! His character had sex appeal...

Out of ALL the boyfriends of all the girls?? I think Harry is the best one. Not in the looks department, but he was an awesome person.

You know how some people listen and some people simply wait to talk? Lena Dunham waits to talk. You can see her using every last iota of self control to prevent her mouth from opening while Kaling was speaking.

the guy who worked at an electronics store. His name was Eric Johnson but went by Lance at work. He said there was another Eric there and they couldn't have two, so he chose Lance. Lance Johnson. My friends and I referred to him as Penis Penis.

The summer home before my senior year of college, the pizza delivery boys who worked up the street would flirt with me. One afternoon, I let one of them fingerbang me in the park. Later on, we were sitting in his car when he got a call on his cell. I could only hear his half of the conversation, but it was clear he

I'm just here to make sure my name, or likeness, doesn't show up.