My mother routinely threatened my younger brother with “military school,” to the point where we once took a road trip to tour one of the campuses she was considering. Fortunately she never went through with it, but you can’t just ship a problematic child off to “reform school” and expect the underlying issues to…

This is not helpful. We happen to be talking about sexism right now. This is not the time for whataboutisms on racism and classism.

There is no way to be anything. We are always reduced to whatever bullshit label they want to use. Going to be interesting trying to explain this to my daughter.

You know when we go to her house she puts the kids to bed and we go outside with the wine to the fire pit and vent about the assholes she has to deal with. 

Katie Porter has the best kind of mom friend energy

Me too! God I love Katie Porter. If she isn’t President in my lifetime I will die very disappointed. Her retelling this story was necessary, just for the assholes who didn’t believe how terrified AOC is.

Holy shit...holy shit....

The smart ones are the worst ones. They’re the best at manipulation.

Yeah, that seems unlikely. How’s your sense of smell & taste lately? :-/

I gotta say, the picture on the box isn’t really selling the pizza all that well. That pizza looks like it was cooked in a easy bake oven.

Vow renewals are the kiss of death to a marriage. 

Save it for your red pill subreddit, buddy.

This take is bad and you should feel bad.

What’s that I smell...?

FYI, leadership didn’t make that decision in isolation. It was a vote. A secret ballot. AOC lost, by a lot. That’s democracy, not a plot against progressives by the center. 

I am a huge fan of dumb, lazy, stupid names. Boatie McBoatface? Yes please. The Washington Football Team? Yesssssss.

I watched the original miniseries. Freaked me the fuck out and I’d read the book previously. I sorta had a gay-dude crush on Molly Ringwald (still do in fact.)

Haha, I thought it was awesome, but I have been an avid reader of King for a long time. Flagg’s character is supernatural and the boot in the door was a good one to me, seeing it all mashed up after he lets it close. Other than that the way they decided to present the story is jarring though, I’m sure people going in…

I bet Mike Pence does too.

With her money, it’s totally doable without Botox. Facials, fancy creams, plus all those crazy new things you can have done by an aesthetician like micro-needling and lasers, not to mention fillers like Juvederm or Restylane. Saying you don’t use Botox is just like saying you don’t drink Ocean Spray juice. Still…