If only there had been 3 accounts, then it would have mattered so, so much. Because 3 matters. Sadly, the accounts fell short at 2.

Are you joking?

I think it’s sweet that Nick Jonas’ mom will do his laundry when he’s home. You got to enjoy that shit while you can, that closeness, because you get old and your parents get sick and/or die and all you have left are photos and pie recipes that make your kitchen smell like childhood. TLDR: be careful asking people…

If you can’t hold your own in a fight with a retired anesthesiologist, I don’t think “liberty” can take much comfort from having you in its corner.

Geez I’m glad that annoyed someone besides me. Fight who, Rand? Fight what? FFS.

“Ready to fight for liberty.” Fuck off, Rand Paul.

At this point, I’m just waiting for someone to dig through a shoebox and find a picture of him flashing in a trench coat and black socks.

I was born during Pat Nixon’s reign— but was too young to be aware of her, thank glob.

Ah; that green dress in the first pic, and the unexpected POW of the shoes. Love it. Such style.

I cry daily.

OH MY GOD THAT THIRD PHOTO

My stomach clenches when I see the title FLOTUS and it’s Melania. Michelle O will always be my FLOTUS!

“Rapp said this was of little concern at the time to his mother, noting that “it was a different era.”

His People arise! The stars have come around. Prepare the pentagram. It is time for the Summoning.

She is young.

I’ve gotten to the age where I just look at her and say, who raised this child? What did her parents do?

The last one is really cute, all the others made me gag, like with a spoon.

Festival belts are way cuter than fanny packs. There are lots of different styles too, including skirts and bustles. These are just a few of the belts.

I’m pretty sure he was trying to write “covfefesucker.”