WHY DID I READ THIS RIGHT BEFORE I HAVE TO WALK HOME ALONE IN MY SAFE-SEEMING HIPSTER NEIGHBORHOOD.

Mine, too! I’ve been refreshing, like, hourly for the last week to see if it’ll be posted! Finally, a chance to focus on mythical monsters instead of the one in the White House.

I was taking about this just the other day with my roommate,that it feels like everyone in the country is in a relationship with the same serial abuser,shit’s fucked up and he won’t move out so you have to look at his idiot head every morning before you go to work even if you try to sneak out when its dark,I just wish…

I think with the military guys, it’s because they are military. You get assigned a job and then you do it until you’re dead. If people in the military didn’t function that way, the whole thing would collapse. It’s not free-form jazz in there, it’s a symphony, where everyone has to do what’s been written down on paper.

Tom Petty dies, but this piece of shit still gets to walk the earth? I hate this reality. Someone reset the Matrix.

There can never be enough stories about Megan Kelly by Bobby. It’s like cashews in trail mix.

This is fun! Let’s take other Fox News personalities, put them on a mainstream network and revel at how weird and uncomfortable they seem. Like a moose wearing pants.

The thing is, cairns USED to be placed very deliberately to indicate that you were on the right path. Now that chucklefucks all over the world have started stacking rocks for funsies, you can’t trust them anymore. It’s narcissistic, obnoxious, and can really ruin someone’s day if they were relying on cairns as…

Oh my God, I know the Daniel Ratcliffe being quoted here. I’m sorry I’m excited about this but I am.

I’ve always thought of this rock-stacking bullshit as Instagram-yoga-posing for people who can’t do yoga. Like, stick to your motivational deepities and leave nature alone, people.

So many people don’t realize that they are real navigation tools. I have relied on cairns on mountain trails for as long as I can remember, but with so many people who don’t know what they are doing building them, I no longer trust them.

If I EVER meet that woman I will punch her, even if we’re old ladies in the same nursing home.

That....is awesome. Truly great.

This shit drives me nuts. I hate when I go into a national park and start enjoying the world around me and then see 5 little stone towers. It’s not pretty and it detracts from the natural beauty around you. Stop stacking stones. Congratulations, you’re capable of placing rocks on top of one another. Stop.

This lady is D3 in the Political Wife vending machine.

I mean yeah, these aren’t crazy important posts we’re talking about here, but it still hurts the US to have unqualified know-nothings out there interacting with actual diplomats from other countries.

like... do that on a highway underpass or something, jesus

It’s a real problem in Iceland and one of the ‘don’t dos’ in the Environmental Agency’s guide to tourists. The digging up and moving of rocks is causing serious erosion in some locations around Þingvellir and they also cause problems because the original piles of rocks known as steinvarða still mark safe paths across…

No, don’t stack rocks on the beaches. Many places such as Acadia NP are requesting that if you find them, you dismantle them. They cause erosion channels and they are unsightly, ruining the natural view that people are there for. Just stop. They are just as bad as those stupid love locks that people put on bridges.

Daniel Ratcliffe, inspector of ancient monuments at Historic England South West, said: “Two circuits of stone-built ramparts survive at Stowe’s Pound within which there are remains of house platforms and cairns, and it is from these ancient archaeological features that many of the stones are being taken to…