Stages of reaction to Jolie at LSE:

I was just typing a similar comment until I scrolled and saw yours. Here I am supporting my family, under intense pressure to finish my dissertation so I can be “legitimate” and also trying to be a good mom to my kids while we have zero savings or resources and someone just fucking hands it to her because she is rich,…

Except she doesn’t really have any raisins. The only public official who tells fewer lies than her is Obama. We have all read, what, a decade of her email and we have nothing to show for it. She was a fucking girl scout. Trump’s muffin is one big fucking raisin. I think we can be pretty confident what he will do if we…

I dunno, the “maybe don’t take our children into a war zone where even UN convoys are bombed” is not that bad a tack . . .

Kids need some stability though. School and a daily routine are important.

I’d have a hard time taking my kids to an actively war ravaged place like Syria. I see his point. As an adult she can go where she wants - her person, her decision, but he does have equal say in where the kids go, no?

Dude, pneumonia doesn’t give you the fun drugs. It’s pretty much antibiotics.

Awkwardness is the whole Between Two Ferns shtick.

God.

People always harp on how boring Jessica is but Justin is even more boring. He tells the same stories over and over. His bromance with Fallon isn’t even funny it’s obnoxious. Snl got old too since he does the same skits every time. Fan girls give him way to much credit. There needs to be a Jezebel article on how he’s…

Also, as he’s revealed his character to us more and more over the years, he has gotten uglier. He’s hideous. After last week, I’m understanding how and why he and Jimmy Fallon are best buds.

I can’t stand Timberlake. He may be my least favorite celebrity that isn’t otherwise normally considered to be awful already.

I remember his cheesy, smarmy smile after the Superbowl, when he said wardrobe malfunction for the first time. So proud of how clever he was. I guess you can smile when you’re not the one taking the professional hit, right? What an asshole.

I’m here for any take down of Justin Timberlake.
This is long overdue.

Maddox is a teen and all teens are bad.

Sorry, I’m German, we don’t get jokes ^^

This is probably a mostly false account. The particulars likely happened (i.e., there was an argument on the plane that continued after the plane landed--he probably lost his temper, raising his voice in frustration/anger and may have even displayed physical dominance), but that it rose to the level of abuse is likely…

Psshhh if I’m flying with 17 children you best believe i’m getting wasted and blabbering incoherently, since when does that make me a “Bad Parent.”

It baffles me when people use the word “constitutional” in this context.

Telling off trolls sounds so much classier in French. Next time someone is mean to me, I’m going to say “à tous les haters, je vous souhaite sincèrement... un prompt rétablissement” then put on sunglasses and glide away.