Holy shit, you know he is. He probably farted really loud on purpose, too.

Happy to hear! It’s our first time going to the GC, so excited.

We’re going there next week and this is my 11-year old daughter’s biggest fear. The good news is we’ll been the North Rim where it is muuuuuuch less crowded (only 10% of GC visitors) compared to where this happened on the crowded South Rim. So there’s that? Poor, poor woman and her poor friends. Awful all around.

PERFECT CASTING IS PERFECT.

Not feeling the outrage here. Funny? No. Something to get your undies in a bunch over? Nah.

For real, her what shit is about to get toasted. Unless she has very quiet, lapdog children? My kids would destroy that. Wait’ll Fat Baby is 3....she’ll really be crying for ARICK (is that truly how her husband spells his name because that is just awful).

FINALLY!!!!! I am so fucking happy that the Dems aren’t just slinking back to their corners to lick their wounds. Fuck you, NRA.

Listen, my tennis skirt looks like all kinds of shit without a little color on my legs.

Hi, Neighbor!

I’m just so fucking sick of this. I work really hard on gun sense reform and I feel very passionately about it and usually very fired up —today I just feel sapped. Sapped of hope, just depressed and like what is the fucking point of all that we’ve been doing?? I know I can’t stop doing it but right now, I just am so…

fucking ALWAYS

I feel like he is the annoying Special Snowflake kid who only ever hears how GREAT and AMAZING he is from his parents and he actually, truly believes them and this is what he grew into.

And this is why professional orchestral musicians are like Supreme Court justices: many of them stay in for life after they win an audition and get tenure. And that’s why 300 people show up to audition when there’s finally an opening.

YES YOU SHOULD BE PUSHED BACK INTO THE FUCKING GREYS AND I SHOULD BE PULLED OUT OF IT BECAUSE I WOULD NEVER WRITE SUCH STUPID SHIT

I was like, “holy shit, THIS is what everyone is reading??” I found it to be cloyingly cloaked straight-up misogyny. And I felt like no one was talking about that aspect of it.

Ha! Good point! Maybe move away so you’re not in the shadow of the castle???

That’s how I felt about the ENTIRE “Girl Who Kicked The Hornet’s Nest” series.

SPOILER ALERT: just finished reading “Me After You” and....yep.

Stabby. I feel so stabby after reading this, too.

Truly, this must be what it feels like to have a stroke. All these words in a nonsensical, jumbled-up, crazy hodgepodge salad.