You and Bobby both making me click on links to get my celebrity gossip fix...I don't like it!

“a better husband” ....???

Don’t pica-shame me.

If Roma Downey didn’t throw a punch and then yell, “You just got touched by an angel bitch!” she really missed a golden opportunity.

Richard Gere is 69 years old. That’s some old-ass sperm. 

It’s an infuriatingly asinine argument that just won’t die, no matter how many examples you give of violent men who were (at one time) thought of as “nice guys.”

There’s a book called “Our Boys” by Bernard Lefkowitz (high school boys sexually assualt a mentally handicapped girl in 1980s Jersey) that coined the term “little mothers”: women who become a part of the friend group of predatory young men. They laugh at the misogynistic jokes, giggle when their butts are smacked,…

Spoken from behind the wheel of his Lincoln

her campaign has already been remarkably successful in pushing Cuomo, a conservative Democrat despite his recent self-styling as a leader of the anti-Trump #Resistance, to embrace positions that he has resisted in the past

‘Remember that time I punched you in the nose, and your nose broke? I’m sorry you have such a weak nose.’

All I could think was “go home, Anne, you’re drunk.” If all I consumed was 3 glasses of wine and an Emergen-C packet, I’d be passed out naked in a plate of cheese fries, not crackers and a cheese smear. Her food log is missing the coke and/or adderall.

The whole point of that woman taking the picture was to shame Geoffrey: “Oh, look at this well-known actor working at a job that I think is below me.”

HE WORE HIS NAME TAG TO THE INTERVIEW!!! God, Mr. Owens is awesome.

this is far more charming than when my wife did it in our home.

If you take a picture of someone in public and post it to mock them, and they aren’t being racist or sexist or committing a crime that hurts someone, you’re an asshole.

My friend told me about these ten years ago and I thought she had lost her mind. How hard is it to make your kid a sandwich every day for lunch? I found out when my son went to Kindergarten and I went back to work full time. I didn’t buy Uncrustables, but I did rely on those mini packs of Goldfish that I had…

I shop at Whole Foods.
I buy organic everything.
I buy in bulk.

‘Directing was horrible.’

Absolutely. Also: ‘look at all the subtle stuff in the background that clued you into the killer! Isn’t that great?’, which is an angle that a few positive reviews of the show have taken. But that’s not good screenwriting, it’s just puzzle-box bullshit that doesn’t do anything but reward people who have the time to…

“Damaged Professional Woman tropes...” Exactly. You know I like a nice, damaged, conflicted, anti-heroic sort of lead character as much as the next guy, but nothing made me really want to like/care about the Amy Adams character or her situation, baggage or no baggage. Watching her cut herself, get black-out drunk,…