That video of her skating? Jonathan from Queer Eye is way better.

Aussie, as in Australian Shepherd?

I feel same way as you but once, I had all sorts of weird flight delays and was starving. So I ate airport Chinese food.

Agree. I also have a weird ability to ace these tests and always did. It used to drive my Dad insane because I would score in the 99th percentile on standardized tests, but get a B- in those subjects in school.

How embarrassing. How shameful. Arrested! What fuckers.

If I were famous enough that people looked at my old transcripts, I would almost be proud of my high school grades not being straight A’s or whatever, in order to prove that intelligence isn’t always measured by letter grades and success doesn’t directly correlate to high school classroom performance.

Also:

Purists will say their Italian beef on a roll, with hot and/or sweet peppers. But I am here to say their beef and cheddar croissant is to die for—and I am a vegetarian. Man I miss those. Their cheese fries rock. And their best thing ever is....their chocolate cake! You must have their chocolate cake.

You are so right, that would’ve been amazing. It’s so funny to think we didn’t used to have pics of every single interaction.

I love that you understand! My crotch says thank you.

I call those Upside-Down Dinners and my kids go NUTS for it. I feel like such a con artist when I do that, like I’m pulling off the scam of the century because of how excited they get. 

I had just given birth to my second baby. She burst out of me so fast, my doctor didn’t even make it to the hospital in time, instead he ran into the delivery room, where I was already holding my daughter in my arms. He said, “fuck me!” and I said, “oh no, Doctor, fuck ME!” because there was no time for anesthesia and…

Yes! I was so annoyed I watched the whole thing, and then to have that ending. It was ridiculous.

Good Lord did Sharp Objects draaaaaaaag for many episodes and then it was like the night before a high school term paper was due: CRAM those last few episodes!

I can’t help but want to say, honey we all felt/looked good before kids and hitting 40.

Argh, I am feeling this so hard. It’s weird to think we’re all “supposed” to look like they do when we don’t do 1/100th of what they do in terms of constant anti-aging treatments (at least I don’t).

That’s how I’ve been feeling since this happened. It’s just utterly demoralizing.

South Bend, IN Mayor Pete Buttigieg just released his book ahead of an expected presidential campaign announcement. And while I really, really like this guy, the book cover picture of him *literally rolling his sleeves up* is just so corny.

<Shhhh! They’ll hear you and curse us!>

Thank you for the review! I love a good, funny cookbook. Will get.