Curious: what do people think of the Chrissy Teigen cookbook?

Fucking Mike Pence. 

I did not love her in Holecoming. I much preferred the podcast with Catherine Keener in that hole. 

I spent the last year campaigning, and there was this senior elected white male Democrat also on the trail, who was so shockingly mediocre, I couldn’t believe it. He spoke at events about the “economic anxiety” from the other side. I was like, are you for fucking real? Call it what it is! I sure did!

Logically, I know there is no answer to this question, but I have to ask:

Get Jimmy Carter on it, stat!

I think those are some of the best words written that I have ever read. 

I lost my race, you guys. I worked my tail off to be the first woman ever elected to this position. And I lost by a tiny margin to a rich, white, Republican man: a cheating, law-breaking, career politician.

“CNN’s Jim Acosta, a boy who first put on his Edward R. Murrow Halloween costume at the age of seven and is still wearing it 40 years later, wasn’t about to let Sanders off the hook without one of his patented defenses of the free press. (To be fair, his network was targeted with multiple pipe bombs, so he was allowed…

I am the biggest scardy cat and this year, these stories have me going....meh.

I am so so so sick of hearing this from Dems. As a female candidate, if one more Dem tells me how involved they are in <white male>‘s race, I am going to punch them.

Professional musician here to say: fucking co-sign.

What I have learned from having four babies, and nearly dying with the fourth, is that poor Charles is correct: you DO grab someone by the fucking collar if you have to.

This is such strange thought that I keep having also: if my Mom were still alive she would be APOPLECTIC. This is the amazing woman who broke out in hives from one very bad news day with George W Bush. 

During the Kavanagh hearings, I was undone just like everyone else here, and so I wanted to try and find some peace by going for a walk in the woods. I wanted my husband to understand what it’s like being a woman, going for a walk in the woods alone, so every time I got nervous because a man was approaching me on the…

Me too. And I am running. And I just got the worst feeling about the election a couple days ago and it hasn’t lifted. Not just about my race, but about all of them. And I don’t know what I will do if it all is a bust.

You are welcome! Made me happy for my friend.

Well I have a lovely story to share and it literally just happened, so I thought I’d add it in here. (I have several spooky stories, but I like these types too and am in the mood for this kind. )

I saw Andy Borowitz perform live on Friday. Someone in audience asked him what he thought of the Kavanaugh mess. He said, and I’m quoting as close to memory as possible, “let’s pretend Christing Blasey Ford never came forward. In fact, let’s pretend we are in an alternate reality in which she was never born. Let’s…

I bet she can remember the song that was playing when those fuckers turned the volume up.