I mean I’m sure if they’d let him go play soldier he would:

A judge can unilaterally decide upon a punishment, no matter how crazy/unconstitutional, then throw you in jail for contempt if/when you refuse? Could said judge asked him for a BJ? Demanded he clean the court’s bathrooms? IANAL, but such judicial carte blanche for speeding ticket adjudication doesn’t sound legit at…

That boot leather must taste mighty fine on a Monday morning.

aNyOnE wItH dIfFeReNt BeLiEfS tHaN mE iS oNlY pReTeNdiNg!1!11!!

Right because otherwise all graduation events are 100% legally binding and if you miss them you have to do college again.

All protest is, in some sense, a performance. What a weird and unnecessary observation.

All of this aside, celebrated assholes shouldn’t be giving commencement speeches - this includes 38-year-olds who ‘dated’ 17-year-olds.

“I think it is also wonderful that you care so much about not hurting other people’s feelings in the million and one ways we all do that every second of every day,”

so we just ignoring the sexual assault lawsuit against Vin Diesel? 

Indeed. Watching the NFL absolutely freakout over a Black man kneeling during the national anthem was the end of my already shaken interest.

Ross has talked on pods about certain rostees who have got it in writing that certain things are off limits (Caitlyn Jenner would only go on the Alec Baldwin roast as long as no brought up her killing someone with her car) so I’d be willing to bet there was a ‘no Kraft massage jokes’ in this one but since it was live…

I was a lifelong Pats fan going back to before Bledsoe when they perennially sucked. Was thrilled with Brady and Belichick for obvious reasons until Deflategate, Spygate, and their going public with their MAGA leanings put the kibosh on my Pats fandom. All that coupled with the CTE scandal breaking led to me losing…

Go to 38:40.

I mean, at least they didn’t take him out back and shoot him, like an “untrainable” dog, right Gov’ner?

“5:00am I usually check my emails while on my autopilot commute to work (1hr 30min drive)“

I love that Tesla has so many IT problems that an “account deactivated” message doesn’t even warrant a second thought. This is the company that Musk claims is more about software than it is about building cars.

“I usually check my emails while on my autopilot commute to work”

I’m kind of surprised I haven’t heard of some of these dopes declaring war on the US.

It’s the socially acceptable word for everyone who wants to rant about minorities, women, and/or LGBTQ groups, but fear they’ll get fired for using the known slurs.

Ron DeSantis ate this exact same shit-sandwich during his primary campaign for president. Eventually these freaks are going to figure out normal people are more off-put by anti-woke culture than they were by woke culture in the first place, Gonna be weird to see where that whole culture goes from there.