I don’t care about this shit anymore.

lil’ xenomorph critter gonna bust out of his chest cavity to say hello

To keep it close-to-home, this season Beth should cheer on a genocide. 

remember when Trump made sure he got two scoops of ice cream and everyone else only got one? 

Is it possible to track her jet and calculate the carbon emissions and just publish the carbon emissions? If the point of this exercise is to shame celebrities for environmental transgressions (a cause I’m sympathetic to), wouldn’t that have the same effect as publishing her location and destination?

Am considering getting AMC+. What’s stopping me?

Pics or it didn’t happen.

Kanopy is fucking awesome, especially for foreign stuff, documentaries, etc, but they also have mainstream movies on there too. They did something weird with their system recently, pivoting from 5 free views a month to some kind of ticket system I frankly don’t fully understand. But it’s 1) free and 2) ad free, so I’m…

Since HBO (sorry, “MAX”) is relinquishing its decades-old strangle hold on being the industry’s premium programming provider, I’m glad Apple is willing to take up the mantle.

THIS GUY GOT IN MY FACE AFTER I PRESENTED HIM SOME WANK WATER WHAT GIVES

I don’t know who Shane Gillis is but you just described my brother-in-law to a “T”. Voted for Gary Johnson in 2016 “because Bernie wasn’t allowed to run for president.” My view of the guy has never recovered. 

My wife is definitely going to try this and it is definitely going to give her the shits.

I was in a band in my 20s. It was awesome fun and built some great bonds. Things inevitably ended and they didn’t end great with everyone. Almost 20 years later, I’ve found when I cross paths with these guys, there’s love and warmth and fond memories — but no desire to play again. We’ve all moved on and don’t want to…

Between the strawman arguments and flat out ignoring very clear statements I’ve repeated several times about who I personally plan to vote for and what exactly my “single issue” is, it’s clear you’re not really interested in a grown-up discussion and prefer to just scream into the digital void.

I love that the image here looks like Sean Hayes just sloppily cut out a picture of himself and pasted it next to Arnett/Bateman.

Could be an urban legend but I’ve heard it has happened w/ dog fighting rings looking for “bait dogs” and well as during the pandemic when there were waiting lists for any dog.

I feel like some kind of veil has been lifted between the reality I inhabit and some alternate universe. The list is split between places I rarely/never set foot in and twice as many places I’ve never heard of.

It sounds like it has enough brand recognition that folks know it exists and what it is and imagine it a fancy place to eat but haven’t actually gone there themselves, or perhaps have on an incredibly rare special occasion.

I know next to nothing about Olive Garden and its menu so learning they serve ranch dressing with everything makes sense but is also making my eye twitch. 

Dying quietly because it would inconvenience other people for you to speak up is an unfair expectation, to put it mildly.