looks like he’s itching to get into a fight with someone in the express line at Citarella,

I don’t. It’s body shaming and slut shaming and generally disgusting to tear a woman’s body apart in a publication for the world. It’s horrifying that the intent of this from the NYT was to say “women send genital pics too” and then literally did exactly the patriarchical thing and critiqued the image based on it’s att…

Or dads

Ikr? I tried in vain to convince these people to vote for Hillary Clinton. And I cited the make-up of the Supreme Court for a generation. Not a one of them believed it was an issue. Every single asshole who calls themselves progressive but failed to vote for Clinton now needs to quit their jobs and dedicate their days…

It’s Manhattan, the same amount of lemonade in a cafe would be $5.

THIS IS OUR MENTAL HEALTH PROBLEM.

Yeah so I saw this guy once in undergrad. He made the exact comment about “tightness” to me and acted like my vagina suctioned his fingers. Shudder.

Will no one answer the riddle?

I think Tom Hanks should walk every bride down the aisle.

They should get America’s favorite dad as stand in one Mr. Tom Hanks.

Conservatives in October 2016: It’s just locker room talk!
Conservatives in April 2018: This lady comedian is so vulgar!

Nxivm-affilliated woman’s group called JNess.

So... Antoni could be into ME????

I am just waiting for the inevitable Prince George meme fallout via Gary Janetti’s Instagram— wherein lil George is a snarky gay shade queen and will surely have opinions about this new baby:

Can we talk about how WEIRD her appearance on RPDR was? It seemed like she had never seen the show or heard of it!

The same management that booked her on “RuPaul’s Drag Race,” presumably

We love you Jinni! My show of respect.

There’s a bit of irony in people thinking “ghetto” belongs to the black community.