I'm headed to the kegerator for a cold one while I finish work. Can I get anyone anything?

FYI DUAN!

Is the "View All" Chrome fix toast? It was working nicely earlier, but no luck as of now. Any thoughts.

Oh, that is just great. +1 for you, dear sir.

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Damnit, Kinja.

No.

Well, now I do.

"Alright kid, nice catch. Now you and your family are gonna have to move back to your own seats."

This is the same reaction Candace Parker's parents had upon hearing the news that she was dating a former Duke player and, upon opening the front door, seeing Sheldon Williams.

As Kinja was designed to do, my mind has been lit a-fire by this Smashing Pumpkins reference and its lead singer, Billy Corgan. A lover of all things sport, Mr. Corgan is the lead partner of independent wrestling league, Resistance Pro Wrestling. Shall we now discuss RPW and the dominance of Champion Harry Smith?

You, sir, have more confidence in your ability to not take your own life than I do mine.

So, Drew. Are you just sitting around waiting for a great "discussion" to pop up?

Written: Rocker's best Mary Matalin impression.

+1

Let's see how this Kinja ranking system works...

Cub V.P. of Marketing:"So, is everything in order for Promotional Night? I can't believe we are promoting this junk, but the higher-ups think it will put people in the seats."

Here you go, little buddy.

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