No glove? I catch that with my dominate hand. And I played baseball growing up.

Red Warning...

I don't get it. That's Ben Roethlinburmer. He doesn't play hockey.

"... AND I'll fight every Jew in Alabama that peeps up about the 'Bama or Auburn score during synagogue!!"

I know, right?!?!1!?!

Choate, Damnit!

The answer is Cook-Out. "Oh, you would like a side of corn dogs with your hamburger in lieu of fries? Sure thing. How about a Resse Cup and Banana Nut Milkshake to go with that?"

Ha! +1

Marion wouldn't have been so composed afterward had Jordan been involved.

It's cause of assholes like this that I miss the start of the 3rd quarter EVERY week.

Well done.

Stick to Hot Air Transports

+1

Thank you for this, good sir.

G. Love Full of Human Shit still would've been a better Boston-based band than the Dropkick Murphys.

"Downs goes Frazier"

"Good. Now just finish the remaining 1,982 miles, and 5272 ft and we will shut up."

Yeah. I read that one in bed last night, which lead to the following exchange with the wife.

Sausage DUAN!:

A Modest Disposal