And V8 takes the early lead. +1

and carelessly taking shots in the ass. +1

Although taking a Stephen Strasburg fastball straight to the junk didn't strip him entirely of his manhood, it did suspiciously change his throwing style.

+1

Suggestions Before I Die DUAN!

Reading this makes me have look at Skip Bayless in a positive light, for some ungodly reason.

+1

And here I was thinking Larry Bird was the only DreamTeamer with bad discs.

Vin Gave Good Effort

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Starter is taking a page from Under Armour's book and their endorsement of Chancellor Lee Adams.

Oddly enough, the most sought-after role was that of Mitchell in that each child wishes to grow up to be obese.

This isn't as bad as the "Blues Win!" mix-up at the Toronto Sun in their Wade Belak In Memoriam column.

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Sunt parte

It was the pizzeria tablecloths that first became self-aware.

Is there no originality left in this world?

I was desperately trying to get "Across the Tracks" to work. No luck.

Joey Votto is doing pretty well as of late.

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