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Long day traveling back to 1994 to take this picture, no doubt.

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Working Late DUAN. Some Sleepyhead to keep me going.

Strutting out in public with a mindless has-been is one thing, put Freddie Roach really needs to be getting back to Vegas for tomorrow night's fight.

This piece has unfortunately covered up another superb piece of abstract, self-portrait art commissioned by the home's previous owner, John Wall.

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Why Does This High School Basketball Team Photo Have An Uzi And A Tank In It?

The Polish police are going to come down on troublemakers like a bag full of anvils...

Hoping to build on the throwback theme, the Henry Ford's Keys To The Game were equally disappointing:

"I'm sorry"

Reports of Pat Riley flying Todd Frazier to Boston for Game 6 have not been confirmed.

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Headed north out of Pittsburgh, the perps were stopped when the arresting officer noticed excessive amounts of mushrooms and hollowed-out tortoise shells piled in the backseat along with a "DEATH TO WARIO WILLIAMS" sign hanging from the cart.

Extremities in the Mail

"Yeah, well, big deal. I once ate a pie with no hands and I can swallow entire steaks without cutting them into small pieces and... and... ping pong is for pussies anyways and... well... my momma used to call me her 'Lil Grizzly Bear."

Robyn can now add Driver's shoe to her Packer Memorabilia collection. I think it goes nicely with Gilbert Brown's spare tire she acquired upon his retirement.

Suggestions for my Garage ManCave DUAN:

I know Jabba Chamberlain is frustrated about getting injured in a contract year, but holding The Boss captive like this is probably not the best negotiation strategy.

Steakhouse Waiter Promoted For Showing The World What A Sad, Sad Human Being Jose Canseco Is

"This is NOT the worst mistake you could've made involving an Enis, trust me."

And so the dreaded curse of the '93 Phillies continues. First Dutch, then Nails, now Schilling. I'd keep my nose clean if I were on that team. I'm looking at you, Jim Eisenreich. You can only exercise your First Amendment rights so far and so loudly.