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Andersen has since requested a trade to Cleveland where he will begin shooting his new reality series, "To Catch a Predatory Lender".

We're all gonna feel like dicks when it comes out that Phillips and Prasad were pulling these grifts only to pay for the all-too-expensive Proactiv® treatment for their friend shown here at center.

Adding further confusion, the Cartoon Network is reporting that Wilma was not, in fact, killed by a single gunshot after neighbors reported hearing two distinct "BAM"s coming from the Flintstone household.

"The Fifth Element" Demonstrated Why French Cinema is Awful

+1, Eric Olsen. Great story.

"ESPN can now confirm that Fabrice Muamba did, in fact, suffer a cardiac arrest on the pitch some six weeks ago."

LeGrand is at least as mobile as David Klingler ever was, I'm sure of that.

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I believe that was Shawne Merriman.

Lest we forget Shaquille Olajuwon Mason*

Hairston was immediately moved to the 15-day DL to treat his extremely aggressive case of carotenosis.

Ronald Goldman had a similar encounter with Nicole Brown Simpson's father, but mistakenly sent the hand-written note to the wrong house. Didn't turn out too well for him. Good luck, though.

DUAN Boozing:

Mr. Wolf has his work cut out for him this time. However, I've always found the Ohio River a good place to dump dead children.

Just curious as to why there is engineer ruled paper floating around the Deadspin office.

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