WARNING: Best if played with in the closet

+1. I've enjoyed this.

You can't fault Huggins for using slurred words. Huggins sees the writing on the wall at WVU and, after Larry Eustachy's exit, he thought Southern Miss might not be a bad spot to land.

Being new to Deadspin commenting, I have spent the last few months trying to match the general wit and pith of "The Starred Ones", hoping one day to sit at their side. But I knew this dream was fleeting, as some of you bastards are just so, so good.

29. Never mention a no-hitter while it's in progress.

Ron Artest hasn't rolled a ball that terribly since his stint as Eric Clapton's babysitter.

These shirts were chosen only after eliminating the saying suggested by their ghostly, sickly looking girlfriend.

Nosebleeds and 100 injections a night: The Courtney Love Story

The Minnesota Timberwolve guards have decided that kicking me and my Fantasy Basketball hopes and dreams squarely in the nuts is a reasonable thing to do. Luke Ridnour, I hate you.

Luke Scott's return to Baltimore was much more political than most had thought. Here, dressed as "one of 'dem dirty mexicans", Scott can be seen protesting Obama's reluctance to address the debilitating effects of rising gasoline prices on Scott's Freedom-Lovin', 'Merican Lawn Care.

female - lioness is how I usually draw Rosie O'Donnell when playing Pictionary.

Tackleberry did get a little gitty when he found himself in Lincoln Ocean Victor Edward but this certainly would've NEVER had happened.

Huh, I'd of thought Buscemi's first documentary would've been about sharks.

In the immortal words of Jean-Paul Sartre, 'Au revoir, Gopher.'

Not a good day to joke about having a heart attack. Trust me.

Me three? +3?

I'm not really sure how Johnny Cueto's arm doesn't rip off his shoulder after every throw.

You sons-of-bitches jinxed me. My connection was working swimmingly until I read this post. Now... frozen. Good lookin' out.

Number of games until Joey Votto turns into Sean Casey?

Kill the brain and the body will follow