You won't talk unless you get the cover, huh? Oh, I think you'll make the cover.

This is not unprecedented. The utter disorganization and chaos of the 1992 Los Angeles riots spurred by the Rodney King beating trial verdict was orchestrated based on the play of a 4-yr old J. McGee.

Goodnight DUAN!

To the dismay of People and GQ editors alike, Mark Sanchez was found less attractive than Hopkin Green Frog.

Pictured: During a poorly attended Broncos v. Chiefs game last season, Russ Hochstein was in no mood for Tebow's answer to his inquiry regarding the location of all the people.

His Parents divorced in Pasadena, leading him to Pee the bed. This goes a long way in explaining his hatred of Parades and Pirates.

Unfortunately for Antonio Cromartie, the Jets did not have any Plan B.

I had heard the Virgin Island beaches were nice this time of year.

Well, Messi won't be the first GOAT to refuse to go down, dance, and, as of late, dribble.

Seems like a good fit. While Tebow doesn't have the arm strength or accuracy Rex Ryan might hope for, he does have good feet.

I guess wearing sunglasses inside is the second most inappropriate thing Penny Marshall has ever done.

They called me Skippy

Yes, Kirk Cameron, you do get punished.

Horseface Saga by G. Auriemma, Copyright 1995

Screaming into the phone was also Nick Cage's mothers reaction to the news of him starring in The Sorcerer's Apprentice

Not as much as I hated it. I watched that shit game at the ESPNZone in Buckhead, Atlanta. That place is the worst.

These Baylor unis remind me of 1992 YMCA Teen Dances but without Color Me Badd and tears.

Hampton. Uggggghhhh

Didn't they have a non-terrible team with Jamal Tinsley at the point?

OSU O 74, UCONN -1.5, and IU -6. What does everyone else have?