Fair point. However, my Red Beers are best when Millers are involved.

Since 12:00pm I've been sitting on my couch watching basketball, drinking Miller Lite, and gambling online. Convince me that this the best day every and not the saddest day ever, as my wife has suggested.

Lionel, do you have anything to say on this topic?

Fists, then flowers.

Someone please inform Billy Raferty that Nebraska is about 50 miles from Ft. Collins. Thus, it is not so bat-shit insane to think that there might be a few dudes from Nebraska on the Colorado State squad.

...joy has faded, pushed aside by tension and resentment.

I FOUGHT AND DIED FOR YOUR FUCKING, GOLF TRIP

John Ritter is missed.

Pictured: Sam Cassell

"Don't worry, Joe. They say that about everyone."

I wonder what Chris Kaman thinks of all this cat talk?

"Hand free-agent keys and suggest he not stay out too late."

The gem of my collection is a complete set of the 1988 USA Olympic Baseball team with Jim Abbott. A great collection if you love early 90's "Future All-Star" types. Ben McDonald, Andy Benes, Scott Scervais, etc.

St. Bonaventure. If they get past FSU, they'll make the Sweet 16, as their opponent would be Cincinnati (See: Big East Tourney Championship game) or Texas (See: entire season).

"Everybody Hates Chris, Martin"? Sounds about right.

My "Under 140" is not looking good in this UK/UF game. Not good at all.

The apple fell a little too far from the tree. Poor Eli.

Watching a giant tumor-removal surgery was how most Bengals' fans spent their Sundays in 2010.

Al Roker used to bring his face to the Today show, as well. Now, he leaves what's left of it in a Ziplock baggy in the glove compartment of his car.

As is evident from her dishevelled, wrinkled pantsuits, it appears Pat Summit is no longer mindful of the power of the press either.