PSA: I will pay someone to get on the fucking payload.

I would buy a Bomberman funko

oooooooooh I’m ashamed.

I am mortified and offended that Cinnamon Toast crunch is not on this list. Do better guys, just do better

I think a couple people questioned this as well, but witchcraft (Wicca) and Satanism aren’t related except in pop culture. If your so-called witches are worshipping the make believe jailer of Christianity, they’re Satanists. Not the same thing. Unless it’s that new hipster Wicchristianity thing that all the kids are…

“Specifically, as both Marilyn Manson and witchcraft involve satanic ritual
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Even though I’m the oppressor (a straight white male), I like hearing stories about people finding their true selves after being told it’s wrong, or immoral or deviant. Denying or suppressing who you really are only works so long, until you find the thing that opens up a new world to you, like witchcraft to these…

Wicca doesn’t involve satanic ritual.

Now I miss Pinkham and Behind Closed Ovens.

My guess is she still sitting in the shower, fully clothed, under the hottest running water she can stand, staring at the tiles and alternating between mumbling prayers and soundlessly sobbing.

Having spent 7 years working in a steakhouse, I can attest that there are exactly two kinds of adults who eat steak like this:

Who tells a stranger she has “nice skin?”

So are we a host when we have a penis inside us? Does that penis belong to us while we are hosting it? Can we do with it whatever we want? Just asking.

Donkey Kong above Bubble Bobble? They are both single screen arcade games, but Donkey Kong consisted of 4 stages without much variation. Bubble Bobble has like 100 stages, with various enemy types and a boss battle.

HER ACCENT IS EVERYTHING, SHE IS EVERYTHING I ADORE HER.

Honestly that seemed like a lot of effort for eleven cents.

Am I the only one who is stoked about this, not because it’s a neat Easter egg, but because I’ve been pushing that damn button for 10 years (yes, it’s been there the whole time) and now it *finally* does something?

Finally, the good news, almost nothing worthwhile is leaving Netflix this month

They sure can be if you make them a certain way. That’s what that link to the Are Smoothies Healthy? article is for :)