Also - confident people are SCARY! Especially if the person is a woman who gives zero fucks about your boner.

I always find it entertaining how these people always characterize feminists as simultaneously being unfuckable monsters and dick-hungry sluts.

How to deal with me:

I didn’t see it that way at all. I think this is excellent. He didn’t do it for him. He did it for those around him so as not to upset them unintentionally. Had he published it and gone on tour, perhaps it would smack of a little too much self love.
Actually, I would recommend this to all couples. Before you get…

Sure, but I think you’re missing the point a bit by reducing it to narcissism. For, ahem, me, it’s about strengthening all my relationships, which is nice for everyone involved.

Love that she had a can of Vernors on hand.

In general, the members of the Satanic Temple are not satanists and do not worship lucifer. They're mostly Athiests who are trying to make a point about Christianity bleeding into government.

You probably wouldn’t know unless you happened to ask the right question. The actual Satanists I’ve met - as opposed to attention-seeking pretenders - tend to be very low-key, mellow people.

I had a surgical abortion almost a year ago and spent the rest of the day snuggled up with my boyfriend eating barbeque and watching The First Wives Club with a heating pad. Had it not been for the copious amounts of blood coming out of me, it would have been the perfect day off.

The Satanic Temple: Doing God’s Work!

“weird beef between Guy Fieri and Anthony Bourdain”

I read that his restaurant kind of blew - I think it was Leanne from top chef 1. Those who can, do, those who can't...find a way to spin off into something much more lucrative, I guess.

Can we please see this settled in Kitchen Stadium?

I wouldn’t mind if both of them were locked inside a windowless room with 30 rabid badgers.

Ina Garten is a goddess so Bourdain can fuck off.

This feud kinda makes Anthony Bourdain look like a foodies version of Dane Cook. *shudder*

No of course you weren't hard to understand. I forget that sarcasm doesn't always read. The person who corrected you is a pedantic butt. I, on the other hand, am in love with you, zarb. zarb zarb zarb zarb.

ok - peel.