What’s with Caddy’s new stupid model names? Vistiq, seriously??

Yeah... just what I want: heavier, more expensive and more easily damaged wheels that make the ride worse. I miss 16's and all that sidewall. 

The new one looks like a Ford Flex

Ive been away from jalopnik for years now because all writers care shit about cars and manage to include bullshit political views into every article. Now here i am, giving Jalopnik another try. FIRST article i read, it says “this convoy of dipshits” reffering to a group of people protesting against this gender…

Honestly that sounds like a great price, I would’ve expected it to cost way way more. I feel like there’s barely even going to be competition between this and the Land Rover Defender.

So all of the people on the Jalopnik / G/O Media boards who constantly whine about police brutality are totally cool with this guy being flipped over in a tractor which is clearly not crash rated for roll-overs?

Oh, wait, it fits with their personal political viewpoints so in this case the police brutality is okay…

It looked like Wayne Brady did have to choke a bitch!

Luckily for the person arrested, it happened in California, where the laws are made up and the charges don’t mean anything.

Uh huh. Make that a law and see what happens.

One of life’s greatest mysteries is how little car salespeople know about the products they sell.

“I felt like I knew more than they did,” Richards said.

It really is a cute little guy, very reminiscent of the Jimny. It could be a real success story with 100+ miles of range. Even a bad car can be a winner for 13k, especially if it isn’t an embarrassment to be seen in. 

Too late fort Fourth of July, too early for New Year’s Eve. Boo!

AND Leslie Neilsen is Canadian.  Perfect!

Quality remains to be seen, but the styling generally looks pretty good. The VF8 also looks pretty good by the standards of a midsize SUV conforming to all the current safety standards in the US.

I’m telling you, the choice by big manufacturers to sell “premium” vehicles, almost exclusively, makes them prime targets for disruption. Some somebodies are going to look at flat (or declining) wages into the future and start making money on lower-priced volume. Vinfast might be one of them. Korean cars sucked for a…

I was ready to express outrage if there were no Naked Gun references in the comments. I am at peace though. Thank you, fellow commenters!

In socialist Canada, fireworks factory gets to you!

“Nothing to see here, nothing to see”

Nothing to see here, move along!