I think we could help Cadillac to find better names. Here’s my contribution:

Vistiq sounds like an erectile dysfunction medication.

Not shown in this writeup, the Cadillac Director of Nameology

Boy, that escaladiq’d quickly....

I was really looking forward to buying an Escaladiq.

They should have brought back the old names, but made them “EV” sounding just to really piss people off.

Cadillac service manager here. Awful fking names. Cringeworthy comes to mind when I think of having to use these names with customers. Brings me back to 5th grade French when everyone was putting on their best Pepe Le Pew accent while butchering snobbish sounding French words.

Brownstone Skidmarks GT4

Blizzaks are great tires for cars and trikes (https://jalopnik.com/heres-why-you-need-winter-tires-as-shown-with-a-tricyc-1754259579) but the name sounds like how my dog pronounces puking.

The statistic is for sales, meaning, the prices paid by the consumer for the cars. For pretty much every manufacturer except Tesla, MSRP is just that, the “Suggested Retail Price”, which means the number that GM puts on their website for a Suburban or a Spark normally has a fair amount of fluff to it compared to what…

dIrEcT sAlEs PrOtEcT uS fRoM pRiCe GoUgInG

the tomatometer doesnt mean jack.  the audience score is what matters.   i love hook and i watch it all the time. 

Basically every online media outlet that in the 2000s and early ‘10s was an edgy independent outlet is now publishing endless low energy content and literally all written in the same exact voice and perspective because 100% of these people are spending most of their working day on Twitter.

Nope. We have to pretend that someone who just moved to NYC to be a blogger is worried about the upcoming need to be a survivalist. 

it was time to mitigate unnecessary risk.

Yep that’s true about the Netherlands. Also, what no one really talks about the Netherlands, is that it is second place in the EU for cyclist deaths.  Only behind Ireland.

Also, there is tons of bike/pedestrian specific infrastructure in Holland that just doesnt exist in this country. Im old enough to have spent time in Holland in the 70s/80s and a lot of ppl biked or skated (if it was winter) there infrastructure wasnt there. The last time i was there 6+ years ago the infrastructure…

Remember this?

That sentence shouldn’t even exist. That’s what is wrong with it.

All of that and you couldn’t include a pic of the new logo? What does it take to write for this website. Good lord