She should be able to trot around with her butt out at a family-friendly event; Americans could stand to be less prudish.

If we’re planning on the Xoomers to save the world, we might as well start the apocalypse now

thats cause no Torch or Tracy making suggestions. The VW here is definitely the right call. 

Agreed! This is definitely the first time the list wasn’t full of bad suggestions.

Is the staff of jalopnik tied up somewhere while somebody else pretends to be them? I think this is the first time I remember one of these going down with all suggestions actually kind of making sense. There was no “buy this half finished pro mod car and put an extra set of seats in it. A roll came means it safe,…

Shhhhh, don’t question socialism around here.

Everything in that book should be rejected tbh

I come from a massive Holden family - we have owned Commodores, Toranas, Monaros since my dad was a young lad. They were cool, they were special and they were local. Now they are none of those things and are actively destroying their brand.

Was that the rejected title for Catcher In The Rye?

Perfectly said, take your star.

Fair enough.

Start buying annoying crossovers, please.

“Last year’s best sellers were, disgustingly, trucks, SUVs, and crossovers.”

Can we all admit that a bit of sport-bitching is fun?  As you know, I’m not sure what to make of the Mach E.  I’m looking forward to seeing them in real life though.

“It’s going to be basically half the price of a Tesla, and I’ve got to think the technology is going to be better,”

This. The people bitching on twitter aren’t the people that can afford these cars. Those people have good jobs and little free time to complain to internet about things that don’t matter.

Ooo yeah and the hip kids could call it the “Model T” for short.

I’m sure that the roll-out of the Mach E will be every bit as trouble-free as the 2020 Explorer.

I like it!