Actually, “Omni” is the perfect name for a minivan because they do everything.

What about Dodge Colt? Or Dodge Aries!!!

FINE. I take it back, huff huff.

I know you’re probably pretty good at parking $kaycog, but this dapper man will bring you this Ferrari and park it nicely once he’s done with seltzer water.

You take that back! The Omni GLH-S was awesomesauce!

The Polara really should be what the 300 is rebranded as.

Two specific reasons I suggested “luxury”.

I sat in a higher end version of the Pacifica (the one with the 3 sunroofs and stitched dash) and it felt luxurious. It was actually a really nice place to spend time.

If it was up to me, I’d only hit pause and resurrect the brand as the luxury electric-only division of FCA.

Alternate name for a Dodge Journey, right there.

Dodge Aries

For a moment there I read “Dodge Regret”.

Holy moley, now that you explained the creative process behind the name, it sounds perfect! I like it. Heh.

Because then they can make another version of the same car, the Barracuda.

Dunno, sounded good in my head. It’s a car, and a van, so a car-a-van! very italian if you ask me.

It really is. There’s nothing really Luxury about the minivan. Not slamming the Pacifica - I rented one for a weeklong vacation and loved it. Comfy, useful. And gave me back 27mpg in mixed driving. Was a Wow factor for me.

The hell kind of name is that for a minivan?

“Following the success of the new Eclipse, we’ll be renaming the Chrysler Pacifica as the Dodge Viper.”

If they rename it, it’ll just be the new Caravan. Realistically, it’s probably a good move for them to do.

I’d be ok with a Dodge Pacifica on the roads.