Correction.    PAO !!! 

But you don’t have a stinking clue if it was pure accident, driver malevolence, striker brushing vehicle and screaming “oh, my back, my back, I want fifty thousand dollars!”.

Actually, I was pointing out something very different.  I.e., author is ignorant of what actually happened, but jumped to his Pavlovian conclusions. As, apparently, do you. Thanks for playing.

“I don’t know the details but I’m sure the driver was an attempted murderer in this situation”.

Star for jabroni.  Haven’t heard that term in a couple years.

Oh, thank you for writing this. I saw the headline and lost all interest in reading the actual story.

New York talent, baby.

Yes, “more better” is perfectly acceptable jalopnikspeak.

I don’t get it. When the L came out, I thought there was nothing interesting about it. Just a sleeker and thinner Durango. Yet the Shorty is absolutely gorgeous. They’re the same vehicle, so why do I like this version so much more?

You’re right!   I didn’t even think about the stress of it.   Sitting in a fancy restaurant, and NOT enjoying my steak because I’m worried about how many other car doors will ding my exotic’s paint job.  No thank you.

Assuming, of course, I have the money to purchase such vehicles, I’d still avoid virtually all exotics. Fabulous vehicles. I’m glad people buy them and make the world a more interesting place, but I’d never be caught dead owning something that requires so much delicate maintenance at a specialist mechanic’s. Plus if I…

First time in months that I read a lengthy comment on jalopnik to the end. Made me hate the car. Never sat in one, never will, but I’ve owned a couple Ford and Chrysler products that brought out the same sort of disgust at their product design and quality.

Ah, screw it.  Too nice a day for snark.  Deleted.

This answer brings happiness to the world.

Completely agree. 

Completely agree. 

Every launch, Ford.  Every stinking launch.

Not sure if you understand economics or not.  If this is /s  good.  If it’s snark, then these books may be too difficult for your understanding.  

I’m pointing out something that SHOULD be blindingly obvious, yet seems to be obscure knowledge, based on a lot of comments I see on the gawker sites.

You... think government pulls money out of its ass without consequence?  That it actually generates free money?  I’m backing away slowly before you start chewing on furniture.