July release? By July we’ll all be dead/ homeless/ without cash or resources.

And that’s why YOU should be panic buying toilet paper. Protection against all the wishing and associated crapping.

And today you are the wind beneath my wings.  Have a star.

Please please please please don’t let that become a thing.

Seriously disturbing.

The “Disappointed Husky” design trend strikes again. The rest of the car looks very 500.

Uhhh.... leaky fuel tank? That’s not bad, right?

Yes!  THERE’s a good example.

I shed a tear looking at the ugly in the photos.  I wept when I saw the price.

Star for the name.

Best comparison this month on Jalopnik.  I’m stealing it.

I’m sorry for any owners who were ok people, but the Chevy Blazer ZR2 tended to attract douchebags. I was just a kid when they were in production, but I noticed a marked tendency for this particular version to be driven by assholes.

They certainly won’t get out of the rut if the current Playmobil styling direction continues. Guess which one below is a toy, and which is a new 2021 Ford?

Heh.  I chuckled.

There are a few driving around Michigan (we have a VW facility here).   Seriously bad proportions.  Not as bad as the Mercedes and BMW “coupes”, but it’s vying for #3 or #4 spot in the Awkward Stance games.  Which means I hate it, some other Jalopniks hate it, and it will sell like umbrellas on a rainy day.

heh!

Beautiful comparison. I’ll see it forever now.  I like it.

I do like clean designs... but this is not one.  It’s just a pastiche of ugly from several cars.  Although nothing truly comes to mind right now as a good example of clean design among current vehicles on the road.

Continental, pre-2010 Hyundai, that cheap starter Mercedes from a few years back, and a few more.

This is so boring I’m even going to reply to myself to reinforce the outrage. Good day, sir.