I can get most of this accomplished with two Kia Soul rear ends. Somebody write me a check for a hundred million dollars.

Good advice, and it’s exactly what I received from a dealer (Suburban Hyundai in Michigan). Once he found out I did not need a vehicle right away, he told me basically to come back and see him in a few months. “You want a Santa Fe? I’ll get you a great deal. You want a Palisade? I’ll sell you one at MSRP, or come see…

Heh. This was posted directly after Tom McParland’s related article:

Yup, Torch’s medication is a key component of our mental balance. I had an lsd flashback just from looking at the lede at work. It’s been half an hour and there are still things swirling and pulsating in my peripheral vision.

Bad author!

You’ve increased the universe’s joy quotient +1 with your comment so here’s your +1 star.

Mine is actually very similar to yours. In the middle of a bunch of corn fields in west Michigan I ran across the Gilmore Car Museum. Basically an old farm turned into a museum with 300+ cars. I was in heaven for an afternoon.

One of my favorite things about this site is the relatively common use of the term “More Better”.

It probably gets even colder and more humid when you park your van … down by the river.

All right, I lol’d 

ONE? Pick one? This is obviously the introductory screenshot to a filthy movie. Unlike the Highlander, there can’t be only one. 

Terrible horrible no good useless communist polluter no-engine zero-horsepower potato-acceleration mattress-handling die-if-you-crash-into-a-chicken turds. Yet I remember them fondly, since they were the ‘luxury’ cars of my childhood. Fuck communism for making me think these things were something special.

There’s a possibility it is. The last generation was the first one to go with the “pants hitched up to the armpits” look with its sheetmetal.  This Cadillac, though, looks even worse.  Maybe the blunt front accentuates the huge slabs of side metal. Not sure yet what it is.

Fuck the [fill in the blank], with the wide end of a rake.

Can the greenhouse on these full size SUV’s get any smaller?

Obligatory call back.

Heh, you’re right, another derivative design. But this one is cooool

You’re right.  I hope this one is not vaporware.

THIS would also make a better Tesla pickup. Some California EV startup, Neuron, just released photos of it.

These were terrible new. The entire product line.