DAMN this motherfucker is even more vanilla than I imagined. Ugh

The grays are just an oppressed group that wants a voice. I see nothing any more trollish from then than I do from some of the actual contributors to Gizmodo media.

People who don’t like Dominos don’t know how to order their pizza.

Also, why do these people, WHO DON’T KNOW ME, care so goddamn much about my occasional pizza selection. Let a bitch live, damn.

Do not spend a second of your life worrying about me.

Correct. He is not a singer. He is a genius.

Let me say it again, since you seem not to have understood: it seems like the heterosexual relationships I’m used to. Not everyone has the same experience of heterosexual relationships you do. Your insistence that everything meet your prior understanding or is fake is self-centered and naive.

It really pisses me off when people say Jeffrey is gay or Ina is a beard. Why? Because he’s small in stature? Or because she’s overweight and only a gay man would be with her? It’s the same bullshit they say about Steadman and Oprah. Chubby women can get men. Chubby women can have beautiful homes and make tons of…

I’m pretty sure she did budgeting on nuclear power policy for a few white house administrations. I doubt she needs her smart hubbydude to do her finances.

My husband has worked several nights a week since I met him, and I’m pretty sure this is what keeps our relationship strong. We have time to miss each other and try to make the most of our time together.

Psst, I have a friend with a husband like this, also an academic. She’s completely and blissfully besotted with him, even though he’s just exactly as you describe Jeffrey. Reminds me of my grandmother’s saying about romantic love- there’s a lid for every pot.

Okay I have cheapy taste and love ranch and velveeta but seriously what the fuck.

They might not be; doesn’t mean they aren’t really happy. Although my feeling is that I, too, could be an excellent wife if I only had to give a shit about my husband two days a week.

I...actually really like that one.

She’s also a licensed pilot and worked as a White House budget analyst for nuclear energy under Ford & Carter

So what if he is? There are a lot of sexless marriages out there. And if you’re going to have a sexless marriage, have one with an adorable gay man.

I would have rather to have a gay husband who were my best friend and eat all the stuff I cook without complaining that my shitty ex-husband from real life.

Totally - I was so confused when I saw food processor - the blades will wreck the pate brisee.

You do not need to use a food processor to make good pastry, ever. All you need is a pastry blender/cutter or a couple forks. Next time stick to good ‘ol arm power and you’ll be alright.

Right how much do we think Bob Saget and Candace Cameron actually hate each other?