Yoko just made the most sense she’s ever made to me.

Hustler facts: Comcast won't accept a mason jar full of pennies as payment... I just know these things.

Wait, people don’t know that the Bubonic Plague is in North America? It has been for some time.

You can also get if from prairie dogs! Don’t pet the prairie dogs.

Best response, also WHO FUCKING CARES. A friend of mine once told me she lives by this statement, and I try to emulate her: “I consider it none of my business what is on someone else’s plate unless it looks super tasty and I want to have some of it/figure out how they made it/learn where they bought it.”

I don’t think people get this joke. Needs more stars.

It’s crazy because Chrissy Teigen was so open about her fertility struggles, do these people not think she’s invested in this baby?? “Took us years to conceive so now that we finally have I’m so, meh. Bring on the IQ-lowering processed foods and all da bluntz! Who cares what happens!”

The worst part of being pregnant is the unsolicited advice.

It sounds as if she repeatedly tried to help this man and his family when he was a child, but he dropped out of the two private schools for which she paid the tuition. That’s very different from his claim (funded and probably scripted by the National Enquirer) that she tried to adopt him and then abandoned him, so…

As part of her conversion, she will now only be referred to as Jenna Manichewitz.

Damn if I’m not kicking my childhood self for never combining Cap’n Crunch and Fruity Pebbles. Finna’ hit up the supermarket right now.

You have to suspect these trolls are so inadequate they even suck at masturbation.

Not even gonna dismiss this, this is hilarious. I wish I knew who you were, so I could send this to your mother. And your employer. That would be great.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLololololollll

What the fuck is this bullshit about “vegans don’t respond or it will be proof of what I say!”? No, proof of what you say would be vegans foisting their belief system upon you in response, which nobody is doing.

But madam! Your inability to have labia that fit my definition of perfect most assuredly is a problem(for me. the problem is I care). Now if you would please pay me thousands of dollars to fix the problem(that I dislike a strangers specific body part) it would be greatly appreciated.

Ah yes, I do so enjoy helping the…

I think they’re afraid that women have been getting too confident in themselves lately, what with alla this positive messaging. So now they’re scraping the bottom of the barrel to give us new things to feel insecure about. “Uhhh, wait... we’ve already done rectal bleaching, so we’ve accomplished making you insecure…

Disgusting person to call that a ‘problem’, many women have this naturally. Its called variation. As if we need another part of our bodies which don’t conform to worry about.

The problem that you most likely have is that your labia minora (inner lips) is protruding past your labia majora (outer lips).

“a more youthful look”