Yeah, like.... as an Apostolic Christian her faith definitely believes the Pope is going to hell. I highly doubt she’d want to meet with him, and vice versa.

Either she’s lying or Cool Pope’s an asshole.

there’s a 0.0% chance this is real

Purple usually tastes more like Sundays to me. Green tastes like Thursdays. Is that weird?

Ok, but what if he made my sandwich, then made a cut in his mouth, prechewed my sandwich, and gave it back to me???

What if a panda with HIV was dreaming about cuisinarts while preparing the food? What THEN?

Off topic but:

I don’t care if the person who bleeds all over my sandwich innards has HIV or not. That’s gross.

Swift’s tweet was considerably less annoying than I would have predicted from the headline.

Do you literally not know what a protected class is? They already exist, bro. Jesus fuck, did you finish grade school?

No, you don’t get to decide how other people perceive you. You don’t get to decide what impact your words have. You don’t just get to decide that you aren’t being an asshole because you don’t think you’re being an asshole. That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works. If a black person tells you that…

Who is Joe Mande and why does he have an opinion on Edward Snowden’s twitter use?

Sorry, O’Connor family...might as well change your company uniforms to this:

I thought the general consensus was that Memories Pizza was shitty pizza even before the shitty attitudes came out to play.

It was a vow renewal and not their proper wedding. That and one of the happy couple being a comedian is the only reason this happened. (And if it was a small enough gathering that two pizzas were enough, it wouldn’t really be catered in the first place.)

It’s right next to Japanland across the Adriatic from Southern Africa.

Oh, noes! Memories Pizza, by providing pizza to a gay wedding, has now “sanctioned” or “participated in” a gay marriage! Guess they won’t be getting into Heaven now!

Ah, I love this, because there’s nothing these people can’t do anything about it now—it’s not like the couple didn’t pay for their food, fair & square. The bigots can whine, but that's par for the course.