It’s a reaction to wanting to ban dangerous conversion therapy for minors. Adults can label themselves however they want and go to terrible therapy. But people who send teenagers to conversation therapy programs can go fuck themselves. They have blood on their hands.

Not good enough. I need real hugs.

Porscha is too young to even know of Kim Fields...

See Marcus Bachmann (seriously). Also, now illegal as a counseling practice in California.

A lot, apparently. Oddly, it seems to mostly be a phenomenon in the US, where wait staff legitimately need their tips to survive. But Jesus was obviously all about depriving the poor.

Yup. I buy chicken ‘leg quarters’, and de-bone them. I pressure-cook the bones (with vegetables) to make stock, and then separate the residual meat and cartilage from the bones for my dog. The bones are very soft after pressure cooking, and so I crush them and feed them to my chickens, who will fight each other for it.

Tolerance for the Ex-Gay Community pamphlets: From Parents and Friends of Ex-Gays & Gays (PFOX). One reads, “If only one part of you has gay feelings, should your whole life be labeled as gay?”

I mean, I know they advocate for social security, and I just saw a commercial from them the other day about a woman who was older than 50 succeeding in the workplace. But are those liberal things?

Cosmo does need to stop giving out bad sex tips but that doesn't make it porn.

“We’re really into clickbait.” Oh you fucking fucks.

I don’t understand the acceptance of ex-gays. Like.... is there some giant movement that says a person can’t be gay, suppress that feeling, and then consider themselves ex-gay? Are people discriminating against people who identify as ex-gay?

No, I get it, cuz, see, my appendix is a definitely a lesbian and my right pinky toe identifies as pansexual but like that shouldn’t define me, ya know?

I’m fully aware of what it means in this context, with an added understanding of the irony that makes the image hilarious.

It’s not even a CYA really. In the US you have to list in bold separately from the ingredient list (although usually it’s just under the list) any of the top 8 allergens that are in your product. For something like that it’s stupid but you would not believe how many different names milk and its derivatives can be…

when I worked at red lobster, the frozen catfish boxes said;

It’ll happen. I saw a package of hard-boiled eggs, and right on the front it says “Contains eggs”.

And even if they are one of the people who needs a calculator for everything, calculators are cheap! Most of us have one on our persons at all time thanks to cell phones! If you need one for everything, carry one!

I just know that at some point before I die I'm going to see a package of hamburger with a warning label "Contains meat." and it's going to be because of one of these idiots.