You know what?

I tried to find a gif with someone throwing something, but unfortunately the “and stay out” gifs are lacking.

But you know Hollywood is going to get the wrong message out of this. That people just don’t care about LGBTQ stories (despite movies like Milk doing well) rather than they didn’t want to see a movie that was fucking awful.

Yeah. If you want to see smug twinks, Grindr is free and you don’t have to buy a $10 coke.

“full frontal male nudity”

You have established why it’s a rule, and have established that, because it is a rule, it generally should not be broken.

Do not knock until you’ve tried it. I sleep in every day and we have twice weekly math class at a coffee shop.

Suspension is totally an appropriate punishment for your parent forgetting to push start on the washing machine. At least I assume that's the sort of thing that happened. This would be a consistent problem for my idiot self. Homeschooling wins again.

Revoking Cosby’s honorary degrees is public humiliation. I like it.

Well, you’ve done what the Catholic Church, Mike Huckabee and Jesus couldn’t do: you’ve made me straight. I’m moving to Arkansas and marrying a Duggar. I hope you’re proud of yourself.

“The condition, which is usually seen in women who wear tight hairstyles, is now becoming more common in men.”

You’re adorable. Lemme guess. Bitches don’t want nice guys like you because FEMINISM ruined life for straight white dudes.

I have black Muslim friends. I’m neither black nor Muslim. Ero, not included in the 4%.

1) Christian hero Kim Davis.

I work in financial services, a bastion of white conservative Republicans. I’ve seen an interesting shift there and it’s away from this sort of bullshit. The most conservative woman I know recently said something I found interesting: “The social issues are done. We’re finished there. The Supreme Court has made that…

Sorry but the only founders of this country were God and his son Ronald Reagan.

“To my knowledge, that one still tops that restaurant’s list, just above the guy who dug a hole in a bag of butter and had his way with it before being caught in the act.”

“We are many” is absolutely a quote from the Bible. And since it’s a quote from the Bible it was obviously said by Jesus and not, oh, an entire legion of demons. That’s like 15oo demons. So good on Kim Davis for being familiar with her holy writ.

Dear Tony Perkins: Mariam Ibraheem was being persecuted for her faith. Kim Davis is a bigoted wench who was jailed for not following a court order. She’s also refusing to do her damn job. See the difference?

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