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The school found a high school drama teacher who didn't sleep with one/substantially more than one of his students, and they FIRED him?! You must've gone to school in NYC, LA or somewhere else where failed directors-turned-teachers are a dime a dozen. Otherwise, the school board would've declared a holiday to

Okay. And sunny side up is like what a clip art egg looks like?

I'm starting to get the impression that I may be the only person left on the internet who has zero interest in this Girl Meets World thing. If this was a sequel series to, say, Mr. Belvedere, I'd be all over it.

Very true. But he needs to get that fine ass back to SVU because Olivia Benson has turned into the worst cop in the world, if last night's episode was any indication. :)

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Remmington Steele can do whatever he likes and get nothing but approval from me. Remember when he sang in Mamma Mia? You can just turn the sound down if you don't like and see lots of handsome scroll by...

allowed to roam free in the pasture eating acorns until they are of proper size...then salted and air-dried for six weeks followed by a minimum curing process of 12 months

Gawd, my instant reaction to that is to strip down to a braless t-shirt, shorts, and flip flops and go walking down the street while looking for the worst vegetarian junk food I can find.

one of my dearest friends in the world is obese, and for years, she felt like you roxanne. now, she feels like you zelda. as part of her politics, her feminism, her values, she is unapologetic about what she eats, how she looks, what she wears, who she dates. she wears leopard print leggings and tube skirts and has

We all know that children's recollection of teachers is always ironclad truth.

Kid says teacher said something, everyone here automatically believes kid without hearing the teacher's version of events?

"Squick" dates back to Usenet in the early 90s. Yes, I was on Usenet, I'm THAT OLD.

dont forget faygo. That is a must.

Allowed: Weapons. Not Allowed: People without weapons.

this is precisely the sort of attitude which has driven drummers into circles for protection. thanks for the drum circles, guys.

Can we get a comparison of what is and what is not allowed in a Juggalo music festival? Do they allow magnets or miracles into the event?

I immediately clicked this hoping it would help me, as I am broke. While I am awesome with budgets when I have regular money, my biggest problem in life has been struggling with just how unable to function I really am with my level of broke-ness.

Coachella is to indie rock as San Diego Comic Con is to comic books

And it really is very lovely. That said, it's kind of more a day-trip place than a "Spend the whole week with family!" kind of vacation. One can only enjoy purchasing so much sealing wax and ye olde timey horseshoes.

CONGEALED MALICE. NIGHTMARE SHAVINGS. OLD PEOPLE KNUCKLES.