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OMG I'm sorry you have to be related to such a shitty person. Something must be seriously wrong with her to say stuff like this, especially to a close relative. If she wasn't always like this, could she be suffering from some sort of postpartum depression? I just can't imagine saying something like that to someone

Yep. I once had to explain this to a male friend. We were both 18/19 and he had a girlfriend, so he really should have known better. His mind was blown. Oy.

From your comment, I'm left to assume you've frequently wondered if tampons are sexually satisfying.

But, no, shoving a wad of cotton into your vagina is not pleasant. Sometimes it kinda hurts, but only if you took your last tampon out too soon and it's all dry up in there. Also, putting things in the vagina isn't

It's funny because it's hard to imagine the men described in the study until one shows up in the comment, just, makin' a scene.

Wow dude. It's a little scratchy cardboard or plastic tube, not a big smooth vibrating phallus. C'mon now.

Your reaction tells me that the comparison was super apt. YES, REALLY. IT'S NOT SEXUAL.

Total fact. I routinely have a guy who comes in who makes 7 figures, no exaggeration. He wears pretty much casual clothes (usually some permutation of our local college team, drives a Maxima, drives himself, and he always orders a medium rare burger with extra sauce, on the side, and a diet coke. Every time. Every

Sounds to me like the first person might just, deep deep down, be hanging on to the racist friend because she's a free resource for childcare and other help. The friend is not only disgustingly outspoken in her racism, but also belittling of her friend's opinions ("she chalks it up to me being "a liberal," which in

Regarding the people saying friends #1 and #2 are trash, and in one comment "Sub-Human". I think we should all have compassion

My daughter just broke up with her girlfriend over the girl's racist statements about what was happening in Ferguson. Sounds like it has generated racist statements from people who were able to hide their racist tendencies before this. I hope we can put to rest the whole "post-racial society" trope, which wasn't true

1-2) Your friends are assholes. It's okay to let those friendships fizzle.

Alright, this might be an unpopular thought: I am over parenthood complaints. You wanted it, you got it. That doesn't mean that I don't care about maternity leave issues and workplace discrimination related to pregnancy and motherhood. But run of the mill, wow, having a baby makes me tired stuff, yes. I have an

in the car with a friend the other week, he looks at the guy in the car next to us at the lights and says, "i wonder how many horse cocks would fit inside that guy?"

I thought men were like waffles cause they were better when covered in fruit and whipped cream, and women were better when covered in tomato sauce and parmesan cheese.

I feel the same way about looking at a picture of a steak. Unless it's on a menu and making it's way to my table in a few minutes I don't need to look at random pictures of steak.

Confession: As a bisexual woman married to a straight man, sometimes I choose T&A flicks for us to watch on Netflix. I know their audience is straight men, and they objectify women, but there's not a ton of media to titillate all aspects of my sexuality that doesn't objectify women.

Did anyone bother to let the ladies smell an attractive male? I'm pretty sure the smell of Chris Hemsworth is WAY more uplifting than freshly cut flowers.

Okay, you guys, I shit you not, _last night_ resplendent.husband and I are at a restaurant, and there's a huge family party seated next to us, and at one point, grandpa stands up and hands out copies of a book called "Men Are Like Waffles, Women Are Like Spaghetti."

as a girl: watching sports, while eating steak on a beach, surrounded by hot girls in bikinis would make me very, very happy now.

But I love the smell of bacon. I'm a woman, now I am so confused? Have I been lead astray? What does this say about my identity Tracy? WHY CAN'T I LIKE BOTH LEMONS AND BACON WITH A PREFERENCE FOR THE SMELL OF BACON? Does this mean I'm MANLY? Heavens whatever shall I do when I see a smiling baby my first thought