My favorite fan theory is that Ant Man will make himself microscopic, then sneak into Thanos’ butthole, and then hit the expand button. War over. Nagasaki basically.

In a different Marvel article on AV Club (I think) someone commented that Thor worked really well with the GOTG and he should replace Quill as the leader. I am behind that idea 100%. 

Antoni is eye candy let’s be real. I yelled at him last night for suggesting anyone would bring risotto to a pot luck. RISOTTO IS HARD TO MAKE, ANTONI.

Aster says “It’s a Wizard of Oz for perverts.”

I taught in Bergen County for years and a ton of athletes were involved in drama, choir, and band. Heck, we ha da QB who was lead in the musical for three years.

11. Get hit by a bus. 

“The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.”

Citation needed

Dog lover here. If your dog is barking more than 15 minutes straight and there is nothing wrong, they are experiencing anxiety. If you find out your dog is continually barking they are saying they need attention, exercise or their environment is distressing. I have a dog that barks when someone comes to the door or is…

Happy, healthy, and well treated dogs don’t constantly bark.

Disallowing convictions due to racist jurors would set a rather difficult precedent. It would be right, but since when is that the standard? 

have you considered.....hobbies?  like any of them?  cuz this right here....this is pre-crime. 

At the point when the AARP ceases to be one of the most powerful lobbying organizations in the country.

Counterpoint: Fuck off. Democrats have been bending over backwards for decades to court moderates. This, in turn, allowed the right to go farther right, and over the course of a couple decades gave us the Tea Party and Trump. Sounds like you should think long term instead.

Eat the rich.

I’ve read two theories:
1. It’s simply a continuation of the processes to tighten the boarders against terrorist threats.
2. The US requires people from Poland, Bulgaria, Croatia, Cyprus and Romania to have a visa.  The EU asked the US in 2010 to treat all member states equally.  The US said they’d look into it.  Nine…

I played contact sports with boys from age 11 to 16. He 100% did not want to lose to a girl. He’s also a budding misogynist. It’s a broad, disgusting tapestry.

His excuse is lame as hell. Still, I’m not sure that the suggestion that he should just suck it up and accept unwanted physical contact with another person is really a great look either.

I don’t want to treat a young lady like that on the mat. Or off the mat. And not to disrespect the heart or the effort that she’s put in. That’s not what I want to do, either.

Me: The prison-industrial complex must be destroyed, there is no just incarceration