I dunno, man, I just think he’s reeeeeallllly dumb.

I read somewhere that this is *why* she escaped this shit show.

Chris Pratt, his animal abandonment, homophobia church, and his bullshit nice-guy persona that, mark my words, is hiding a monster, can all go choke to death on a bag of assorted donkey dicks.

OMG! This is very similar to one of Jezebels recent annual Scary Stories Contest. I can’t remember if it was this year or within the last couple. Still freaks the living daylights outta me!

Well lord knows that there are no prominent Latino playwrights or composers.

It’s a shame that Spanish has gone the way of Aramaic and there is no longer anyone around who Kushner could have consulted with who could provide an accurate translation.

Let me alleviate your fears and say that no one their right mind goes through two trimesters of pregnancy and then is like “actually I don’t want a kid.” Every single abortion that happens in the third trimester is out of medical necessity. Every single one. And no state in the US allows for late term abortions if…

He’s a savior just because he got crucified for our sins? I like people who weren’t crucified. OK? I hate to tell you. Perhaps he’s a savior, but he said some very bad things about a lot of good people who steal from the poor and hate their neighbors. So I dunno. I lot of people are saying he wasn’t that great. 

I am all in on dressing for yoruself and rejecting sexualized clothing (if that’s what’s desired), but ruffles are an abomination, even before considering all the racism.

I’m sure she has a stash of the purple-hearted flower

In fair Vasdeferens, where we lay our scene.

No, the claim for the visit and script totalled $233, so that is the amount she defrauded the insurance company. This article mis-reported that part.

I’m a girl, so all my life I have been told that my clothing sends messages to other people. If I wear a skirt that is a little too short or a shirt that shows a little too much cleavage, I am apparently communicating that I consent to being groped or worse.

On a very minor side note, they’ve ruined red baseball caps. I looked good in my red baseball cap; now it just sits there, wondering what it’s done wrong and why we never hang out anymore.

They know exactly what it means, and they attempt to gaslight everyone (because they are stupid enough to think it works).

I am always curious what these people think wearing a MAGA hat says to the rest of the world.

#divorce2019

Teenagers are, almost down to the individual level (I’m sure there are a few that are decent people), sociopathic shitbags.

When you combine their natural inability to engage in basic empathy for others with a political movement like the one that continues to support Trump, only awful things can result.

This is why I…

Haha seriously. They might as well have just said “He was on the fifteenth mile of the marathon when a rogue eagle landed on his wrist.” At least that would have gotten the base riled up.